h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're too intelectual for Star Trek. Grown men fighting legendary Greek gods and getting their shirt ripped in the process is what Star Trek is all about.

You suck, Godben. I'm just here to tell you that. Don't think I'm a fan of yours.

*Picks up potted plant and throws it on the floor*

That may have been the General!

Oh poor general.

General Plotting, we hardly didn't know ye!

forget the stupid bl*ody general. I just checked your space Evil. You've conceived a child with me, you've had undying friendship and support and yet I'm still not on your friends list

Do you also notice the large amount of people also not on my friends list?

Have they produced a cherubic evil thingite with you?

No. Anyways, I'm going to lie to you now and claim that your name was always on my friends list.

Yay I just checked. To paraphrase one of my favourite Cure songs, 'It's wimpy I'm in love;

Now that that frightening episode of my life is over...

Yeah now we can settle happily down to normal normality! (BTW that was a warm special redpeckham wink.......dipititi doo dah)

I wouldn't know normality if it burned down, fell over and then sank into the swamp.

and came up smelling of purple mustard,,,,,,,, same here. Hey I reckon you should put dragonqueen on the list too, she can get horribly jealous

I knew this was going to snowball out of control as soon as you uttered the word "forget"

Red, there's a link to Sporky on my newly-updated PS. (Also to EC, about which he is inordinately vain.)

I forget saying foget. But go on, put dragonqueen on your list, she loves you as much as I do

My GodBen! The snowball! She has already started rolling down the hill!