h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This probably describes every Zelda player I know...
great song... http://www.underbrush.net/artists/thejawas.shtml


With a game pad
In my palm
When facin' evil
I gotta stay calm
I got all the hearts
That Link can carry
Gotta get em fill
By the Magic Fairy
Big man in the lost forest
Kickin' but like an 8-bit Chuck Noris
Not stopin' 'till this is done
Look out Gannon here I come

Link's gone in his juresdiction
I'm battlin' my addiction
I can't stop myself from playin'
Zelda for my 8-bit Nin-ten-do
Maybe I sould get a job
Or walk the dog
Because my mom says so
I've gotten all the hearts
I've beaten the hardest part
I've gotta beat Gannon
And save the princess
Before it get's dark

Collectin' Rupies 'till I get enough
'Cause that's the way I pay for stuff. I
Buy myself a magic potion
Find a raft and cross the ocean
Thank god for this sword of mine
Can't wait till I get ta level nine ta
Take Gannon out with a bang
With my silver boomarang

Gonna teach Gannon a lesson
While I'm battlin' my obsession
I can't stop myself from playin'
Zelda for my 8-bit Nin-ten-do
Maybe I sould get a job
Or walk the dog
Because my mom says so
I've got the whole Triforce
And I've got no remorse
I've gotta beat the game
And then maybe I'll finish all my chores

To the Triforce!

Three weeks since I've seen the sun
Gotta blister on my thumb and
I can't stop myself from playin'
Zelda for my 8-bit Nin-ten-do
Maybe I sould get a job
Or walk the dog
Because my mom says so
I've got the whole Triforce
And I've got no remorse
I've gotta beat the game
And then maybe I'll finish all my chores

Ya ya ya ya
That's my Zelda addiction
Ya ya ya ya
That's my Zelda addiction
Ya ya ya ya
That's my Zelda addiction
Ya ya ya ya
That's my Zelda addiction

*Theme from Legend of Zelda for NES in Electric Guitar*

you have waayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much free time

trew dat