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Post 61

Vestboy

You mean you haven't been told!?


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Post 62

Leeloo

Come on then - what's it all about then?


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Post 63

Vestboy

Are you sitting comfortably?


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Post 64

The Duke of Dunstable

And THAT is what it's all about. Really! Care not of what bad happens in your life, as long as you have a comfy seat!
Sad friend: "My wife has left me, my dog has drowned and this rope is too long for me to hang my self in."
You: "Have a sit in this comfy chair, sad friend."
Sad friend: "Aaaaaahhh..."
You: "Alright, happy friend?"
Happy friend: "Aaaaaahhh..."


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Post 65

Discordia Man

Bring out.... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!!!


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Post 66

Vestboy

... this could take some time.


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Post 67

The Duke of Dunstable

Nooo! Not the comfy chair! Heaven forbid!


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Post 68

Discordia Man

Yes! Admiral Fang! The Comfy Chair!!


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Post 69

The Duke of Dunstable

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH....Hang on. This doesn't hurt!


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Post 70

Vestboy

I din't mean for you to sit in the "Comfy Chair" Duke. It was for our guest - who is about to learn all about Angels with Aeroplane Wings.


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Post 71

The Duke of Dunstable

*Gets up with a blush* Sorry. It just looked so danged comfy...


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Post 72

Vestboy

Right. Leeloo, please sit in the Comfy Chair and we can begin.


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Post 73

Leeloo

Is it safe?


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Post 74

Evil Giraffe

It's not a safe, it's a chair - did you not understand, or were you just going all "Larry Olivier"?


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Post 75

Discordia Man

Admiral Fang! Bring the Comfy Chair over to her!


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Post 76

Vestboy

I'm losing the will to leave here! IS IT SAFE? ITS A COMFY CHAIR! OF COURSE ITS SAFE! JUST SIT DOWN!

Sorry, sorry it was a lapse. It won't happen again. Please sit in the comfy, safe, not "a safe" armchair - if you don't mind, in your own time.

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=12708&thread=14454 by the way is the forum to go to to nominate someone with facial hair but it has nothing to do with out current discussion.


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Post 77

Fate Amenable To Change

Ok - Yes Sunderland is crap Leeloo, I should know I used to live there.
What happened to organizing something?
Is EVERYONE on their hols now?
I'm back and I've had a very nice holiday.


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Post 78

rusty armored-dillo

i'm wasted, feeling dizzy from all this rolling around!


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Post 79

Vestboy

Why don't you just relax and unwind?


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Post 80

Fate Amenable To Change

Why has Duke got an alias? Has he joined Pink Floyd?


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