h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think the effect won't be the same, if I just dance about it. The general idea was to destroy it, and I think the damage inflicted on the box will be rather minor with just the dancing...

That all depends on how careful you are with your feet.

You're right! I'm a terrible dancer! And accidents DO happen, don't they?

Thank god for that - I thought for a minute we were going to end up having another argument there ...

(Puts the Big Box o' Evil in a safe deposit box)

Drats! If I accidenally dance on that, I'll break my foot....

Hi Leeloo, Newcastle? Co. Durham? Sunderland?
My bro. lives in Gateshead.

Your non neutralness has been foiled by my effort to keep things neutral! Hail Eris! All hail discordia!

Your non neutralness has been foiled by my effort to keep things neutral! Hail Eris! All hail discordia!

Right guys, I'm off on holiday for a bit now so I won't be around for a while. Don't go putting me into some insanely weird plot thang from which I will be unable to extract myself from. D'oh! Who am I kidding?
Also, wait till I'm back for rounders, well you're going to have to anyway by the look of things, seeing that evil is presently vastly outnumbered...
I'd like to tell you I'll be thinking of you all but when I'm lying on a beach surrounded by surfers I strongly suspect I'll have other things on my mind...
Catch up with you in a while.

Ooh, lucky Fate. I personally try to avoid surfers when I go on holiday, but that’s because I live on the coast and have to put up with them all year round. I’m from Newcastle by the way Vestie and I don’t recognise the name of that last place you mentioned. I believe it exists in some parallel and very sad universe ...

Oh, I meant Sunderland by the way - I know where Gateshead is

I have vast numbers of aunts uncles and cousings in your neck of the woods. Do you know Wrekenton? That's where most of 'em hang out.

Darn another spellin mistoke. Me screen is covered in tippex now.

Get a grip, will you? Screens are expensive. Tippex too.

Not really my area. We don't tend to cross the river if we can help it - except to go to the Metro Centre that is. Or to laugh at the Angel ...

Jumping Jesus! I just broke my little toe on a wall!

Is Jumping Jesus a game like leapfrog? Dissy. Y'know a friend of mine broke a toe which went septic and before you knew it the poison worked its way up his leg, through his intestines, past his heart, through his neck, into his head, through his brain and shot out of his ear and knocked the pipe out of his mother's mouth. So BE CAREFUL!

Leeloo - I quite like the angel. I think it has presence.

Vestie, that's a complete lie and you know it! About your friend, I mean. Stories like that go here: http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15697&thread=12671

I quite like the Angel too actually.

I like to think that in a few thousand years time when we have wiped ourselves out, aliens will visit this desolate rock and explore it for signs of civilisation. While exploring the country they will come across this rusty lump of metal on a hill and a new division of alien science will be devoted to discovering its meaning, its purpose. Pretty funny really when we all know it has none!