h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As I sit here and think about how much I hate you... dont worry about anything that has to do with me, JUST FU***** LET ME SINK INTO THE DARKNESS ALONE! LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO! I dont know how many nights I have spent in the cold dark all alone while you have been laying next to me? Oh, lets see, it was probably about every night we had togheter! You are sitting there feeling fu***** sorry for yourself when you have no fu***** idea what I have been through becasue of us! You think you were heartbroken those years we were apart? You made me feel so cold inside when we were togheter that I felt like killing myself some nights!

Quantum physics and objects in motion??? How the fu** am I suppose to care about shit like that when I am sitting at the edge of burning hell! You have no idea how much this hurts me and obviously you dont care either, not only do you not care, you ridicule me! Like I am stupid on top of that I am boring. I would have done ANYTHING back then to be good enough for you?

Yeah, yeah, everybody is laughing now!

Maybe thats why I never laugh, becasue I am an idiot?

When I wrote you should be with someone who is like you I ment a girl who has the same background as you, I really think her personality would have to be almost the opposite of yours. She would take the inititive and of course she would be great in bed. Thats what I ment, not that she would have your personality, you would do NOTHING if you were with someone like yourself!

So go on with your great fu***** life and find more girls! I hate you so much right now I dont know what to do.

Its an old e-mail by the way

Yowsers.

I realized it was a bit out there, but it really threw me off and I started laughing and I thought to myself; what an artform!