h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You accuse everyone holding a spork of being a thingitie

When you go around to all your friends telling them the importance of a towel

When you are forever telling your friends to be ready to be invaded by vogons.

When you run away whenever someone plays cricket and scream in fear

Or even worse whenever zou plaz cricket zou search for some bombs to use

when you spend the whole of your life searching for a spaceship to flag down

When you are telling your friends the importance of a guide to everything.

when you whack everyone on the head with a kipper

you never go anywhere without a towel and some salted peanuts.

You know *exactly* how many hours the site was down for last weekend.

RF

when you get a kpper and whack people on the head with it

HEY *gets the world biggest kipperand whcks plasticrockchick in the head*

My head

what you started it

!

*slaps with sperm whale*

OI! that got me! break it up, kids.