h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

subjest

a new word

A word is no use in isolation. Shakespeare made up thousands of words, but we understand because they became part of the language. The reason for this is that Shakespeare gave them a context. You'll have to provide a context for subjest before we add it to our vocabularies.

Charles Dickens created the word boredom

its had a good run in context of course

Molluck!
My mate's next door neighbour has loads of words I'd never heard before, I looked this up and couldn't find it in the dictionary.
It means the clutter on your shelves around your PC!

Fanblinkingtastic

Flibit

wibble

'cheerarse' another new word

For anyone interested in words...found these very funny (apologies if I should only be posting words I've invented myself

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The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

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spam

Spam is an old word

wolfentroll

kinda like a moomintroll only totally different

Ummm...are you saying my post was spam? I didn't intend it to be, but realised after I posted that it might be modded for copyright reasons. I'd delete it if I had that option.

slackbadders

Nah running dog
i was saying the new word i had invented was spam,but i realised Lord wolfden as invented it first

BB why are you spoiling a harmless fun thread?

Fizzyodge

spammerdammer

I know what a Wolfentroll is but what is a Fizzyodge