h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It really knarks me when people smile at double decker buses. You are sat on the top deck, and someone always looks up at the top deck and smiles! Why? Double deckers are not amusing!

maybe it's you that is amusing

Its a conspiracy against the flying spegetti monster and his noodly appendage

I am about as amusing as a poo in a paddling pool.

I'm as enigmatic as an eal in a bag of trouser fluff.

I'm as vibrant as Mr Humphreys with a colored golfing umbrella poking out of his jacksie.

Mad as a box of fluffy ducks.

Hate is a strong word dislike is better. I dislike people using mobile phones while driving or walking in the street.

As focused as Trevor McDonald sitting on the toilet.

Mad as a box of frogs actually

New Zealander saying actually.

I don't often hate people but smiling at double deckers is wrong and I hate those who do it.

People who take the pee out of other peoples acents

People who take the pee out of other peoples accents

Late repair men

People who's accents encourage you to take the pee.

People who dont clear up their dogs poo

I'm as happy as a lame ducks aunties brothers nephews scandanavian dance instructor I hate people who hate people taking the mic out of other peoples accents, thats the only reason we have accents is so we can take the mic out of em (so says a Suffolk boy born and bread ) you got a light bore?

Plumbers from Wolverhampton who are late because they were too busy smiling at double decker buses before using their mobile phones whilst driving their vans!

People shouldn't hate. Look at the positive aspects of everything you see around you.

Chavs