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Post 1

Mrs Zen

No-one in particular, just having a Tourettes moment. But I do feel better for it.

smiley - zen


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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Bxllxcks.

No particular reason, just felt like joining in...


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Post 3

Z

smiley - smooch

(for Ben)

(Kelli can have one to if she wants, but I suspect that she doesn't)


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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

I wouldn't mind *hopeful*


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Post 5

Z

smiley - smooch

(for Kelli)


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Post 6

Mrs Zen

To quote Z's flatmate "c**ting tw*ts" which has now become my new benchmark for invective and personal abuse!

(Lucky J - gets to smiley - smooch kelli, when all we can do is share swearwords with her)

Back to the invective - did anyone listen to Mark "smug slaphead" Lawson this evening? Talked about a play called "Shopping and F**king". Seemed like a good name for a play to me.

B


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Post 7

GreyDesk

That play's been around for at least 10 years. In what context was ol' baldy one discussing it?


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Post 8

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

..amd I was having a good day, with two entries recommended & plucked from PRsmiley - towel

So I'll just settle for some snogs then.

smiley - kisssmiley - kisssmiley - kissall round...smiley - loveblush


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Post 9

Mrs Zen

smiley - kisssmiley - kiss for Annie

>> That play's been around for at least 10 years. In what context was ol' baldy one discussing it?

Mainly in the context that the most recent play by t'author is not about gay men and does not include swearing. smiley - laugh

C'mon guys. We are getting distracted. I want smiley - blue language and smiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - bleeping smiley - stars!


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Post 10

Mrs Zen

The play, incidentally, was called "The Cut" which I thought was pretty rude. But maybe that's just me.


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Post 11

Z

I believe the orginal quote was F***ing C*****g tw*ts*


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Post 12

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Balls. Just heard an enormous crash. Must go and see if husband is maimed.


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Post 13

Z

I find if they're so maimed that they don't make noises then it's a bit late to be able to do anything about it...


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Post 14

Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

If you want to swear, cry and then smile, go read the short entry I popped into PR that I wrote yesterday, A9532910smiley - rose there is still so much discrimination in the smiley - earth
smiley - grrsmiley - bleepsmiley - steam

Missed Beau de Grissmiley - winkeye because we simposted smiley - kiss
smiley - sorry


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Post 15

Mrs Zen

"f**king c**ting tw*ts"

*sighs a deep and calming sigh of appreciation and awe*

Do you think I'd turn into a number if I changed my name to that?

Kelli - do let us know if you still have a husband. I got very exhausted this weekend worrying about Agapanthus' father.

B


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Post 16

kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

Husband remains intact, same cannot be said for the old kitchen worktop.

*hands Ben the 'n' am certain she dropped from post 10*


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Post 17

Z

Glad to hear that! I'm relibly informed that husbands are more use when intact.


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Post 18

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oh, why do I always miss the interesting-looking modded posts?

smiley - ale


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Post 19

Milla, h2g2 Operations

Yeah, what *is* going on here? smiley - bigeyes The rest of the thread reveals very little, you know!

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kelli - ran 2 miles a day for 2012, aiming for the same for 2013

I think somebody has yikes'd them - but I expect they'll be back soon as there was nothing in there that hadn't been appropriately starred or garbled...


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