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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Oct 26, 2011
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"how flat must a "flat fish be to be classified as a flat fish"
RJR 
wishing to know"
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Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Oct 26, 2011
Depends if it's a jazz flatfish, blues flatfish or classical flatfish.
Jazz: 16th tone
Blues: 18th tone
Classical: any more than 1,232nd tone and you're looking at a fish so flat you could roll a spliff in it. You'd probably need to dry it out first though.
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