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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Jul 13, 2011
why ho why does the school have to open at some ungodly hour, after 10 in the morning would be best for all
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Khamsin Posted Jul 13, 2011
what time does it open?
9am is hard to get the little one there by some mornings.
My shop opens at 10 (yeah potters are lazy but then so is everyone else where the shop is)
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 13, 2011
8 of the clock 
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Khamsin Posted Jul 13, 2011
yeah I would never make it there at that time, this morning we weren't even awake till 8am.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 14, 2011
once again up at the "oooooh my god off the clock" just to get ready for the school run, kack it all i'm going to try a small experiment new week 
and we'll see what the school does, wow betide if they go after the nipper
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Researcher 198131 Posted Jul 17, 2011
Wow 8 am! That is a wee bit early for school. What time do they finish?
Can't believe the nipper is old enough for school already!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 17, 2011
isn't that a europian thing I think they go to school early
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 17, 2011
yeah too bloody early, and so mine ain't going till around 10.00 of the clock this week
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 18, 2011
ok we arrived at 10 of the clock, walzed in with a nipper in tow (don't worry it was mine checked this small but important fact over breakfast) only to be accosted by some wippersnapper of a deputy head! i said good morning
your late
am i
don't let it happen again
what happen again
being late
who said i'm late
I did
who are you
Deputy head blah blah
well hello
so whats the excuse
I just could not be assed to get up really early today *winks* late night *nudge nudge*
is your childs education more important than a "lie in"? i think so!
NO! I think not! a nice lie in is good for everyone also its easier to do the school run!
once again you seem to think all this is a game
well your wrong (i was cut short this time)
If you don't shape up being a parent I'll be force into doing something I don't want to do
Well then if you feel that strongly about it, don't do it I won't say anything
right i'm informing the governors
ok! thats a start, I'm informing my missus
at this point she storms off, I left with my nipper, so I takes her to her class and leaves her with her teacher, as i'm leaving i'm approached by some old fart and asked to report to an office, I arrive and there are three people
tea???
Yeah why not i'm parched
surgar???
53 please
quizzed look
no no just the two i say with a giggle
apparently your not arriving at the appointed time in the morning
yes I find the 6 of the clock start, far too early for me, just how the kids cope i don't know
more quizzed looks
I find so strange that as a full fee paying parent, I can't choose the time you lot start
its was very quiet, then I added
it was nice of you to invite me to contribute to the school fund as its been a bad year
I think that the two points you make is unrelated
sure?? I think it might not be
I think you better leave
yeah I'm off to see my legal team
well its getting a little heated, i think we need a little cooling off (another voice)
yeah!
why don't we try and meet in the middle
yeah!
well see what we can come up with
ok! anytime after 9 would suit me fine
very quiet looks at me
well rev see you to pick up your nipper at 4 this afternoon
ok!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 18, 2011
is that 8am till 4pm!!
thats horriable
glad you told them!
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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned Posted Jul 18, 2011
Ah! Not very helpful, are they? 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 20, 2011
schools are in need of botox injections 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 21, 2011
I have been told, not nicely, I have to bring my nipper to school on time from now on 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 27, 2011
ok an update! only one day so far on time in the morning, just how coolio is that 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2011
that school must really Love you by now
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jul 27, 2011
It's one of the reasons i do it! I' am just so miffed at the school for being sooo bum hole
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 27, 2011
you need to get some of the other parents to join you and form a protest group
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 9, 2011
well some good news i've got the time to 9.00 now
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Aug 9, 2011
dos'ent take long to change
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