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so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Nov 24, 2004
I think GOD (if he existes at all and for a lot of people he does'ent, but if he did just how big would he be)i think, around 1 meter in size cus you have to kneel down to speak to him! and whats the second think you would ask for, i went for nice comphy slippers!
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Hypatia Posted Nov 24, 2004
I don't know about the 1 meter height, Rev. Many years ago, if my memory serves me, Oral Roberts who is a tv evangelist from Tulsa, OK, claims to have seen a vision of Jesus where he was about 20 feet tall. I remember wondering at the time how big his sandals would have been.
If a 6 foot tall man has sandals that are 14 inckes long with 1 inch thick soles, then a 20 foot tall Jesus would have sandals 46.67 inches long and 3.33 inch thick soles. I don't think I have a shoe tree big enough to hold them. So it's probably a good thing that he has never dropped by for the weekend.
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Posted Nov 24, 2004
See i reckon gods the size of a midget, but has either rocket boots or really really tall stilts cause if he didnt, then people would just climb up a big building and look down on him and that wouldnt work. Plus if hes a midget clothes arent a problem.
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Jab [Since 29th November 2002] Posted Nov 24, 2004
The answer is in your question, "bearing in mind" I'd say, whatever you need it to be...
Since I'm down there on my knee, ponting up to the heavens, a second question may be: "Any chance Disco will make a come back big-fella?" 
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Researcher 198131 Posted Nov 25, 2004
I have this weird vision in my head now of a really little guy with a big afro, huge platform shoes and white robes. Oh, and a long beard. 
The second thing I'd ask for? Help with getting that 'Dancing Queen' song out of my head.
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
FUJIMAR Posted Nov 26, 2004
I reccon God is just a big brain because if he made every thing he must have some sort of super emagination
The second thing i'd ask for is a skill
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 3, 2004
well done there that person nice thing is a skill
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 4, 2004
the knee high GOD in my kitchen says tea anyone??and the second thing she would ask for is a new bread board
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
FUJIMAR Posted Dec 6, 2004
I think that the Devil is god on a bad day
so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
Researcher 198131 Posted Dec 6, 2004
Very profound.
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so just how tall is GOD, bearing in mind the unverse is bloody big
- 1: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Nov 24, 2004)
- 2: Hypatia (Nov 24, 2004)
- 3: Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) (Nov 24, 2004)
- 4: Jab [Since 29th November 2002] (Nov 24, 2004)
- 5: Researcher 198131 (Nov 25, 2004)
- 6: FUJIMAR (Nov 26, 2004)
- 7: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 3, 2004)
- 8: Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! (Dec 4, 2004)
- 9: FUJIMAR (Dec 6, 2004)
- 10: Researcher 198131 (Dec 6, 2004)
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