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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Started conversation Dec 11, 2005
Hi all
To-day has been the most strangest day in my intire extance, more strange then being born, and yes i can remember being born, more then the first time i noticed my feet and was able to put one of them in my mouth, so then to tell what happened today
This morning i woke up with a real start, promply sat bolt-upright in bed, much to the annoyance of my missus because it nicked the duvet of her, i could see her talking, well her mouth was moving but i could'ent hear anything, Bouns i thought and started giggling, but relised really quickly that i needed to tell her i could'ent hear her, so i started to talk, i thought quietly, but in fact i was shouting, and she reminded me to be quiet by poking me hard in the arm, so i shut up! And sat in bed waiting forsome tea, (i'm now Ill and expect some attention)
I'll get the doctor she gurned, and dissipeared down stairs, i was left in bed on my own, trying to listen for something, but nothing! A few hours passed, i had a nice breakfast, seen the dog's (GOD BLESS'UM) and frightend them by shouting again, then an hour passed till the doctor turned up, Ahah, he said! and i said "eh!" and he got something out of his bag, added batterys and a funny end piece, on the end and poked it in my right ear, with the instance result of my tounge shooting out and me going gagaggaggaggaggaggaggh, still no sound, I smiled at my missus, she did'ent smile back, just looked worried!
The next hour was sort of funny, doctor trying to ask me questions and me just smiling back! and saying stuff like, theres a draft and i hav'ent got STD's cus i hav'ent been near the pig's for a while 
the doctor finily got fed up and packed his stuff away, and i'm still deaf. So i watched as the both of them talked for a moment and then left! I was left on my own again, so i got up!
I fell over, i could'ent stand the room was sort of wizzing around and it felt sort of normal to turn my head on myleft sholder! I have an ear infection! Offical!
and i caught it off the chickens apperently who i was feeding on Friday!
RJR
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Researcher 198131 Posted Dec 11, 2005
Geez, Rev, you're just gonna have to stop kissing those chooks! 
A great story. Can't believe you had such a fantastic sense of humour while you couldn't hear. I'd be a bit worried.
Was there pain?
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 11, 2005
Hi tinker, Noo, just a little bit of iching thats all
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Hypatia Posted Dec 12, 2005
A doctor making a house call? No wonder you're dizzy! Yopu've been transported 50 years into the past. 
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
Nope, they still make house calls in Britian
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
well yeah, the ears are iching, but i have regained some of the hearing, but im sat in bed, as i've still a tendesy to fall over, so i'm proped up between two pillows and its strange cus the keyboard feels like is lower at one ends and you want to keep picking it up, when its not, its level on my lap! also thanks to everyone for keeping me company!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
ooooOOOOOoooo and hi and merry christmas to you all too! and Reef your card is on its way!
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Dec 12, 2005
I'm glad you got mine, I hope the dogs don't take offence to the cats on the card
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
Cheers Reef, we have the card on the mantle piece and the dog's (GOD, BLESS'UM) have not got the hump over the cats and its also nice to be waited on, and not have to make the fire up in the mornings too! got another week in bed, according to the memshib!
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Hypatia Posted Dec 12, 2005
I would enjoy having someone wait on me for a change. How about you, Reef? Course I don't want to be ill to achieve that.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
hello again
I have been writing and i can't seem to keep the words on the line, I'm tipping at an angle!
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Hypatia Posted Dec 12, 2005
Jack, are you sure your aren't tippling instead of tipping?
That must be a very odd sensation. 
Hope it goes away soon. Who's walking the dogs (GOD, BLESS'UM)?Don't tell me your poor missus is having to take care of you and the dogs? You had better buy her something nice as a thank you.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
Yep she is and the Pressy is in hand! so don't worry
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
Cus she worth it, and so's the dog's(GOD, BLESS'UM) and me nipper too! i think its time i had something speical made for the family too, it may be a portrate picture of us all!
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Hypatia Posted Dec 12, 2005
A family portrait would be lovely. And in years to come, everyone will appreciate having it.
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
oooh i think its worth having a talk with me missus about it, and i would like it done in a 17/18th century style, nice and big too!
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Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Dec 12, 2005
gainsborough style i think!
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