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Merkin Posted Oct 22, 1999
to rhyme with her knees
Though her manners weren't quite so discreet 
Good folks, hie thee to the thirteenth, if the fancy takes ye...
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So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) Posted Oct 22, 1999
ok I want to start one
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there was a old man named bob
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 22, 1999
who was considered a bit of a slob
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 22, 1999
He ate from a trough
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 22, 1999
And his buttocks exposed to the mob
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 22, 1999
Bill Gates can't abide open standards
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Oct 22, 1999
His lawyers are all total b@st@rds
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Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Oct 22, 1999
He'll steal your ideas
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Anonymouse Posted Oct 23, 1999
And destroy them for real.
He's taking the world by force.
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=24838
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- 221: Merkin (Oct 22, 1999)
- 222: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish(Deceased) (Oct 22, 1999)
- 223: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 22, 1999)
- 224: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 22, 1999)
- 225: Nilchii (Oct 22, 1999)
- 226: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 22, 1999)
- 227: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 22, 1999)
- 228: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Oct 22, 1999)
- 229: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Oct 22, 1999)
- 230: Anonymouse (Oct 23, 1999)
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