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Post 81

Si

She hitched up her skirt,


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Post 82

Gridreign741

and started to squirt


(muffled snicker)


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Post 83

Gridreign741

her juices al over the vicar!
(couldn't resist!)

new onE!

I once met a butch girl from Tallagh,


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Post 84

Bruce

In fact, quite alot like a fella


;^)#
hope I got the pronunciation right


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Post 85

RangaKoo

Her chin was unshaven


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Post 86

FiNdUs

so she started wavin´

*do I win a prize ? do I win a prize ?*


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Post 87

Merkin

As black as a raven


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Post 88

Gridreign741

with her tits out, that's how I could tell ya!


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Post 89

Gridreign741

hey Merkin, how about a new thread? this one's taking a pretty long time to download!

anyway, new one!

I once was pushed quite unfairly,


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Post 90

Merkin

New Start:

A young lady from Liverpool Dock


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Post 91

FiNdUs

not able to walk again squarely


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Post 92

Merkin

My limbs had gone skew


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Post 93

Some Guy

I decided to sue

Sorry merkin I'll keep findus


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Post 94

Bruce

For acting so contrarely


;^)#
I know the sp is wrong

~~~~~new

A young lady from Liverpool Dock


smiley - winkeye Merkin


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Post 95

Merkin

Cos now I'm performing quite rarely.

NEW STRING STARTING.


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Post 96

Merkin

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=15011&thread=20525


Limerickish 6

Post 97

Anonymouse

I ran to the store
And quickly bought more
But my nose is bright red from abuse!

(not one to leave the poor thing dangle, as you know. smiley - winkeye)


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Post 98

Anonymouse

Just in case it wasn't finished in the next thread...

A young lady from Liverpool Dock
Had paint drippings all 'round her smock. ( smiley - tongueout~~ )
A prolific artist,
She wasn't the smartest
When it came to de-staining her frock.

So there! It -can- be cleaned up. smiley - winkeye


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