This is the Message Centre for Merkin

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Post 21

Si

As others join in,


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Post 22

Merkin

If your powder is dry


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Post 23

Merkin

They compound the sin

*I'll do yours if you do mine, missus!*


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Post 24

DelphicOracle

And your nose is beginning to fry


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Post 25

Si

Worry not. It'll come good in time.


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Post 26

Si

There was an old Jedi called Yoda,


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Post 27

DelphicOracle

Who ordered a pink cherry soda


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Post 28

Merkin

He turned to Han Solo


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Post 29

Menza

Gave him a low blow


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Post 30

Jebbedia Tworklfast

And jumped in his Pod-racing Skoda

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"How say you?" the judge interjected


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Post 31

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

The plaintiff, he looked quite dejected


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Post 32

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Guilty as sin he expostulated


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Post 33

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

(We'll go with yours)

I did him in


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Post 34

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

(he attempted a grin)


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Post 35

Jonny

But I'm quite sure he never objected.

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I enjoy my ice cream while stark naked,

So we may as well use that as a first line.


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Post 36

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

As an "Alaska", I sometimes bake it


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Post 37

Jonny

But I'm always quite careful,


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Post 38

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

it is occassionly awful


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Post 39

PaleoDan

Oh! The pain is too much to be fak-ed.

New limerick:
I once saw a man playing cards


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Post 40

Bruce

In mirror made of shards



;^)#


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