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Limerickish 6

Post 61

Some Guy

But I love how they get to 3rd base!smiley - smiley

If that line didn't deserve a smiley - smiley then I must be nuts. Doesn't mean I'm not nuts anyway.

While dealing with personal issues


Limerickish 6

Post 62

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

I suddenly ran out of tissues


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Post 63

Menza

I was certain I was going to loose


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Post 64

Gridreign741

The race for 1st place,


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Post 65

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

While dealing with personal issues
I suddenly ran out of tissues
I was certain I was going to loose
The race for 1st place
Flat down on my face
Cursing loose laces on my shoes

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Popeye, ugly as sin


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Post 66

PaleoDan

Used some spinich to win


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Post 67

Gridreign741

seeing Olive in pink,


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Post 68

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Bent over the sink


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Post 69

Bruce

Olive determined to win


;^)#
~~~~~~~new one

In the gymnastics team


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Post 70

PaleoDan

They play on the balancing beam


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Post 71

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Going one up and down


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Post 72

Vestboy

caused a serious frown

btw - did someone say that these limerics are being released in paperback?


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Post 73

Bruce

Sometimes they frown


;^)#


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Post 74

DelphicOracle

In the gymnastics team
They play on the balancing beam
Going one up and down
Sometimes they frown
When their Lycra develops a sheen

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A naughty young barmaid from Cuba


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Post 75

Si

Whilst trying to learn to play tuba,


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Post 76

Merkin

With her fist in the horn


Oo-er!

Post 77

Si

And expression forlorn,


Oo-er!

Post 78

DelphicOracle

Got her hand stuck - now who's got the luber?

*****

A nubile young schoolgirl called Sherry


Oo-er!

Post 79

Si

Determined that she'd lose her cherry,


Oo-er!

Post 80

Merkin

Met up with some friends to make merry


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