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Nick O`Teen Posted Oct 4, 1999
Sorry, Wow, I was overly-intent on catching up on this thread. Certainly, all are welcome here. I don't have any wings, but I've got a case for my laptop, and I could probably put you in one of the little side pockets. Would that be okay? 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
You have three wings? *braces himself for a slap*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Yes, a three-winged horse - impressive!
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dasilva Posted Oct 4, 1999
A port wing...
...a starboard wing...
...and a west wing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
What about a hospital wing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Not a throwing?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Now *that's* an interesting place to have a wing! Do you lose it when you stand up?
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dasilva Posted Oct 4, 1999
Lapwing [la~P~uengg] - bio. - 1.A little known wing which occurs at the front midriff of the body (hence the word 'lap') which aids in rotational stabilisation when the subject is hovering. 2.A little known wing which occurs at the front midriff of the body (hence the word 'lap') which, after bathing etc. discreetly folds itself over the midriff of the subject, when the subject has forgotten where he/she/it has put their towel...
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Nick O`Teen Posted Oct 4, 1999
Well, we certainly can tell who the Guide Entry writer is in this particular forum. That's just crazed.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Yes, I can see how that could come in handy!
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Lochangel Posted Oct 4, 1999
daSilva stop showing off! Honestly! Don't encourage him! 
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 4, 1999
Sorry... it's just that I don't seem to have one, and I was wondering if anyone knew of a good wing surgeon who'd be willing to fit one?
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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 5, 1999
sorry wowbagger, I should have replied directly to
the message I wanted, not just tagged on the end
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 5, 1999
I'm sure he'll find it!
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dasilva Posted Oct 5, 1999
Wing surgeons, let me see...
There's Mr. A.V.Ator, you can give him a wing on 555 6728 *ahem*
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WowbaggerTIP Posted Oct 5, 1999
Ahhh, thanks guys... I never knew that such a small group of people had so many spare wings since I last visited Kentucky Fried Chicken
No, seriously, thanks.
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Nick O`Teen Posted Oct 6, 1999
OK, daSilva's last "wing" joke is pretty much scraping the bottom of the barrel (no offense, daSilva). I think we should move on to another topic of conversation. Hmmm....perhaps we should talk about how hard it is to just think up a topic of conversation. (hmmm...conversation...good or pants?)
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