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Put your stick in the rack!
Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Started conversation Oct 14, 1999
Chuck you stick in the rack and pull up your socks....
Put your stick in the rack!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 14, 1999
Don't mind if I do! Ah, that's better. There wasn't room to swing a stick... I mean, cat in that laboratory.
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 14, 1999
Aaaah! Much better! Where's the sofa? Where's the beer? Where's Vestie? Oh, never mind him, just direct me to the first two.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 14, 1999
Hello folks. D'you know, they're all standing around in that lab waiting to die, when all they had to do was turn the door handle. I must have transfixed them all with the beauty of my poetry. So, what are we drinking? I could fair go a slice of Guinness.
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Menza Posted Oct 14, 1999
A fine spread you put on here, lead the way to the beer cellar. 
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The Duke of Dunstable Posted Oct 15, 1999
Bring me one, would you boys? I'll be right here in the sofa. I'll try to get hold of the rest of the crowd via my cellular here. Oh, that won't work. It's all wet.
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Universal Purity Inspector #48601 Posted Oct 15, 1999
Hey Sid,
Check you hotmail!
Thats all.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 15, 1999
Hello everybody peep's....
Sorry I could not furnish you with the drinks, ya see I was on a mission up country!!!
Just made it back and am feeling real good.
Ohh, I see, you've helped yourselves....Good..
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 1999
*bottom lip beginning to tremble* Will NOBODY pour me a drink?!?!
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Menza Posted Oct 15, 1999
Allow the barman to comply, here you go EV.
*pours a double whiskey*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 1999
Thanks. *knocks it back in one* Same again.
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Menza Posted Oct 15, 1999
Here you go. Is there a particular reason for the drinking sesh this evening, other than the obvious.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 1999
No, just the obvious!
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Menza Posted Oct 15, 1999
Well it's a very good reason, so refill anyone?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 15, 1999
Thank you very much!
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Menza Posted Oct 15, 1999
Well, not too many people around at the moment so I shall say Bye Bye.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 16, 1999
Ohhhh..... I must have passed out. Anybody home?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 16, 1999
The lights are off but there's somebody home... hmmm, that doesn't seem right somehow!
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- 1: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 14, 1999)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 14, 1999)
- 3: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 14, 1999)
- 4: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Oct 14, 1999)
- 5: Menza (Oct 14, 1999)
- 6: The Duke of Dunstable (Oct 15, 1999)
- 7: Universal Purity Inspector #48601 (Oct 15, 1999)
- 8: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Oct 15, 1999)
- 9: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 15, 1999)
- 10: Menza (Oct 15, 1999)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 15, 1999)
- 12: Menza (Oct 15, 1999)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 15, 1999)
- 14: Menza (Oct 15, 1999)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 15, 1999)
- 16: Menza (Oct 15, 1999)
- 17: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 16, 1999)
- 18: Menza (Oct 16, 1999)
- 19: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Oct 16, 1999)
- 20: Menza (Oct 16, 1999)
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