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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
Gone Gone !!!!
What you mean """"Forever""""" !!!!!
No please don't say it's true !!!!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
That's the way it looks to me...
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
I'm gonna drive my car real fast and...and...
*clenches fists*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Easy, Sid... violence is not the answer.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Sid, you are one sick lizard. You must learn to let things go and get on with your own life, my son.
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Mr Sapsea Posted Oct 20, 1999
Dont listen to him Sid, feelings are feelings...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Go on, Sid, hit him! 
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
Whooooa there!!!!
It's ok, I'm calm now. It was just a bit of a shock.
*plays the theme tune to Bottom on his Saxaphone*
*Performs a niffty bit of fingering and hits an E# by mistake*
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Clever mistake! Hit me if you like, violence never solved anything. Although it usually makes the protagonist feel better. Besides, I'm rolled into a ball, so you'll only get a knuckle full of spines.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Kick him then, Sid!
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
Nope! not a clever mistake!!. The sound of an unintentional E# is far from pleasing..
It's a bit like merrily scooting along on your skate board, and then hitting that tiny pebble which in a flash stops all time and motion as we know it, subsequently throwing you forward at the same speed and trajectory as the original ride, only minus the skate board.
Do ya get my drift ???
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Right, so you're on a skateboard, playing the saxophone, and you hit an unintentional E# which sends you flying off the skateboard.... and you land on a pebble. Is that right?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
Come on come on, we have all done it !
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Not me - I was playing the drums at the time.
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Oct 20, 1999
Explain ???
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
I can't - I just made it up for something to say.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Er, right, time for a drink then. In fact, I SO need a Guinness that I'm off to Cork, Ireland for one. Small matter of a Jazz Festival there too. I'll be back on the 8th Nov, when you continue to perpetrate your mindless violence upon my person.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Splendid! Have a great time... I'll try and keep Sidney occupied while you're away.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Oct 20, 1999
Right, get him to play something in the key of O natural...logging off now, cheers!
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Menza Posted Oct 20, 1999
I would just like to add that I have never ridden a skateboard.
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