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Jax Started conversation Jul 29, 1999
You are quite mad, I came to see you at your home page to see just where you were at, and it somes you up nicely. MAD!! Totally and utterly bonkers! I reckons it is all a front - I am sure you are sweet nice mad who surrounds himself with fluffy animals and wears pastel coloured golf jumpers!
Maybe not! You should visit my home page sometime, you are quite welcome, you never there maybe something there which tickles your fancy???
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TowelMaster Posted Aug 2, 1999
When you're dead I will be most honored to write the Epitaph, could you get someone else to bury you properly or are you searching for that blessed soul as well...? I might have some suggestions you see...
TM.
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TowelMaster Posted Aug 2, 1999
And as for Jax : Everyone's mad here at H2G2 so is this relevant ? Are you revealing yourself to have utterly deep thoughts ? Are you really a genius who is experimenting on us H2G2-researchers ? Are we not a part of Earth ? What is the colour of a windowpane ? Why am I here ? What are you doing ? What shall we have for lunch ? Do bits byte ? Is Bill really Satan or is it Bill ?
Please answer these questions before I return from my lunch.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 2, 1999
Bill who? Bill Gates? Bill Clinton? Bill Harley? Bill the cat? (Ack!) And don't you wish there was a smiley for this?: :-Þ
And now for something completely different: a man with two noses. :=)
:=)
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 2, 1999
Anyway, Jax and I recently [explosively] BROKE UP [not quite so explosively anymore] at about the end of here: 
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=16034&thread=8460 
:=)
Jax Posted Aug 3, 1999
Hello Towelmaster,
Yes I am the strangely sane one who wandered off the straight forward path of life. I am quite a simple person and although my origin is not exactly clear I like to think of myself as an earthling. I cannot answer your questions as I just a blonde bimbo who is, unfortunately, obsessed by Addy.
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TowelMaster Posted Aug 3, 1999
Yeah that Bill...
It's a joke you see, never could get the hang of it...
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TowelMaster Posted Aug 3, 1999
Damn damn damn...that reply should be a couple of entries up. Bill you know...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Aug 3, 1999
[outrrrrageous French accent] You didn't answer the question, you son of a silly person! You Towel APPRENTICE! (Or whatever you were) 
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TowelMaster Posted Aug 4, 1999
Zee zjoke ees in ze fakt zat you zon't know vich Bill it is(a.k.a. Billitis).
Zee Towelmaster.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 26, 1999
Well, this is all very well, insofar as Pikachu evolved and I named it Zippy.
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