h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

In my opinion the worst kind of hangovers are the ones where you wake up next to that one girl you absolutely didn't want to go home with. After half an hour or so (when you are ready to look in real stereo instead of seeing two different pictures of the room) you have to get her out of your appartment (this is in the worst case, better is when you are at her appartment coz then you can leave immediatly). This can be a real pain in the ass coz you prob promised her the world. But first you absolutely must not forget to forget what you exactly did with her, remembering only makes your hangover worse. What works for me best is:
a) puke in your bed
b) ask her for her name ten times in a row
c) tell her you are gay and don't have the slightest idea what she is doing here
d) tell her your really big boyfriend is coming around in just a minute.
If all of this doesn't work for you I suggest you start drinking a large amount of alcoholic beverages so you will be in the same state as you were when you arrived at your appartment. Obviously you'll have to get really agressive to get her out now. But that won't be such a problem when your drunk again... although.. you have to hit her and not the other girl next to her who looks exactly like her.
Good luck.