h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A girl, while attempting a stunt
With a ball she was trying to punt

(haha.. you thought I'd fall for that trap, din't ya? )

a tentative boy

(I'm assuming that annonymouse has started anther limerick game)

Saw the girl acting coy


Actually I was trying anything I could to get the limerick game to move itself to a new thread.. The first line of that was "borrowed" from whoever started the one "assuming the new rule of all lines rhyming" thing. :>

and so he moved in for the hunt

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One Friday night at home

One Friday night at home
As I sat, watching TV alone


(Should we keep the lines here, as we've started in Cheddar George?)

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I decided to strip

(maybe that'll lure soem of the others over....)

I decided to strip

(maybe that'll lure soem of the others over....)

*heehee*...

And rythmic'ly slipped

cos it's s/thing my bo don't condone

(bo is short for boyfriend in OZ - incase is't not over there)

whilst sitting, wracking my brain

(geez, this is the fifth one I've started in the last half hour!!!)

Going slowly and surely insane,


Man, leave for a couple days, and there's forums all over the place! Darn things breed like bunnies!

Feeling insects eat into my brain

My interset I couldn't fein

(BTW Annoymouse - I would have kept following you around the forums last night but my computer crashe 8^I)

So I settled for total disdain.

So'kay, Shelley.. I crashed too, eventually.

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After a long and fulfilling ordeal

Involving a satisfactory meal

I picked up the tab

and ordered a slab

And left for a Virginia Reel.

"Slab" here usually means a steak, or a board, or bread, or...
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A jaunty young lass from New York

drove a car made of pork

With a cellular phone

And one broken bone