h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to which he would talk

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Alone in a boat

Two smart mice would float

Out to sea

But no dolphins there be!

There once was a youngster who thought

My friend wants to be a fighter pilot.

Okay - I'm asuming tha tsome guy just started a newie

As long as the uniform's violet

He wants to be in the U.S. Navy

I told him the Air Force is more proffesional but he says the take offs will be much easier from a carrier.

There once was a youngster who thought
For the sake of coolness he ought


My friend wants to be a fighter pilot.
As long as the uniform's violet.
A pink one won't do,


He wants to be in the U.S. Navy *blink?*
That's why he wears his hair wavy

He wants to be in the U.S. Navy
is the line.

And mix up the gravy

And maybe die a lot.

Actually he is great in the simulations.
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I like Weird Al Yankovic
(thats a new start^)

Some of his songs are slick


And there's still the matter of the one started and ignored:

There once was a youngster who thought
For the sake of coolness he ought
To partake in some verse

I love The Saga Begins

just ignore the other one, we don't need 2 limericks

But I don't wanna, so I'll just finish it for those that can't follow two threads at once.

There once was a youngster who thought
For the sake of coolness he ought
To partake in some verse
And show he could curse
But his yammerings nobody bought.

(No, it's not directed at anyone, much as it seems it might be. It's just a general pet peeve.)

Anyway... back to the topic at hand.

And lottery winnings

who was raised in Australia

And attended a gala

At limericks was deemed a big failure

When you end, you may start.

Since you didn't...

A checkered flag flew from the spire

Constructed from girls' night attire