h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Alternative line 4: Hoping not to be caught,

Line 5: As flannels are useless in the channel.

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New start:

Whilst out walking with my Gnu,

and my llama called Blue

I stumbled across an emu,

and suddenly, then I said "phew"...


(New diversion - a limerick where all five lines have to rhyme!)

What a horribly oderous zoo!

OK new start (assuming the all-lines-rhyme rule)
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A girl, while attempting a stunt

Hmmm.. new rule, new thread?

Realised her knife was too blunt

And feeling a bit of a runt


;^)#

She gave up the hunt

This new rule makes it much more difficult to think of a rhyme.
Not that I am complaining

after trying to do a drop punt

(it's a type of kick in Aussie Rules - if ya didn't know)

Shelly, would you like to start a new all-lines-rhyme limerick?

Or should we form a new thread per Anonymouse's suggestion?

Well, it appears annonymouse has already don that with a conversation called "a girl" and there's also another one called "New Start: L-game"

But due to popular request I will make a new game for all lines rhyming games - I shall call it "All Lines Rhyme Game" (original huh?)

Haven't got time
for all lines rhyme
thoughts are all mine
if slightly sublime
is it a crime?

Apologies for any misunderstanding, folks! It wasn't intended as a new rule, just a comment on the fact I found myself adding to a limerick which already had three lines rhyming! However, if there IS a new all-rhyming thread (a sort of anti-Hikau game) I want to know about it!

but what the hey, new start minus the all rhyme rule :-

Whilst suggestively playing with food

Whilst suggestively playing with food,
I suddenly found myself in the mood,

I thought my smoked sausage looked good

As it damn well should,