h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to avoid a moose I did swerve

How many we got going now? Three? Four? Lessee...

Peet: Whilst following an Anonymouse link,
PaleoDan: I slowly reached for my drink

New line: I started to sway,

Jonny: A fish with a hat cycled past,
PaleoDan: He was going incredibly fast
Peet: He stuck out a fin,
Riffraff (to fix): And a bottle of gin
Loony: But alas, destined to be last

Riffraff (to start): While riding my scooter in Wales,
Bruce: Hurrying to get to the sales
Shelley: to avoid a moose I did swerve

alternate line (3): I avoided a moose


Okay.. Only two.

Riffraff (to start): While riding my scooter in Wales,
Bruce: Hurrying to get to the sales
alternate line (3): I avoided a moose
Line 4: Two hens and a goose

Peet: Whilst following an Anonymouse link,
PaleoDan: I slowly reached for my drink
.............: I started to sway,
line 4: And heard myself say,

EEK! on E-bay, I purchased a Mink!

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One morning while driving through town,

As an alternative for the "Anonymouse Link" Limerick...

"I'm really bad at counting syallables so making up Haiku is something at which I positively stink."

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One morning while driving through town,
A drunken pigeon gave me good cause to frown,

Riffraff (to start): While riding my scooter in Wales,
Bruce: Hurrying to get to the sales
alternate line (3): I avoided a moose
Line 4: Two hens and a goose
To finish: But went sailing right into the whales.

One morning while driving through town,
A drunken pigeon gave me good cause to frown,
He gave me the finger

and paused not to linger

(Pigeons with fingers? Genetic engineering gone awry?)

I would like to be a glowworm
A glowworm's never glum
It's hard to be downhearted
When the sun shines out your bum

To complete:

One morning while driving through town,
A drunken pigeon gave me good cause to frown,
He gave me the finger
and paused not to linger
As he saw my smile upside down.

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Stealing the baton from PaleoDan




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ACK!! Please! This page takes forever to load! Can we move this to newstart please??

Oops! I think I was supposed to start a new limerick.

Here is a line I am sure you can have fun with...

There once was a man with an iMac

He had won in a game of blackjack



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PaleoDan steals the baton back

now he plays online

It's pickled in brine


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Now he'll never get his deposit back

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Hmm, something topical....

Whilst sailing in the channel

The mainsail was a flannel


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That's a very good point about fingers and pigeons, how about:

One morning while driving through town,
A drunken pigeon gave me good cause to frown,
He gave me the talon,
And then he just fell on,
My bonnet and puked up Newky Brown.

Whilst sailing in the channel
The mainsail was a flannel
New line: I ran to port

Looking for sport



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