h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(ElbeitRose greets you)

Traveller in Time on his head
"Hi there, finally made it to come here. We have some 'serious' questions formulated. Just as serious as you want to take them, I mean."


Traveller translating
"Have you seen any of my relatives lately, we are hardly represented on the internet. Perhaps you can tell some tails?"

Traveller in Time still on his head
"Yes, well, I wonder myself about the brids the crew is spotting. Where do these birds sleep, no purches around as far as I know. What do they eat, they seem to be some kind of birds of prey? How do they look like? Do they have fin feet? Blue beaks, yellow array on their heads?"

Sailor in Time cleaning away the leftovers from the guano cargo
"I always thought there are just three birds at sea: Man-o'War birds, Albatrosses and flying fish. Now they have opened a whole new world for me."

Traveller in Time on his head
"Hi there, great site about NZ conservations.
Do not take it too hard, I think < A1169723 > is great, just the links should have pointed a little better."

Traveller in Time on his head
"Thank you for enableing us to sign the petition.
However, still do not get it all, we have seen you active in the Guide every now and then. Why have you not posted the link yourself?
On the other hand does it work? (BBC told me they had it five o'clock)
As usual the forms do not allow a middle name, ok I left it out.
Traveller
Time
UK (well, I am there the most of the time)
"

Nephew Who installing a dubious program
"As soon as the scanner works I will send you an Albatross.
No, not a life one, just a colour-in picture for the conservation site.
If my children not colour it in first. "

Thanks for signing the petition! Please do let others know about it and encourage them to sign too.
Save the albatross. Stop pirate fishing. Sign the petition.
www.forestandbird.org.nz/petition/index.asp

Traveller in Time on his feet
"Care to add some informative entries down here. Even simple facts as flipper feet are hardly known. The birds never show up on the mainland so just a very tiny fraction of 'the public' has ever seen an albatross. "

Elbot Propellownose showing his shiny nose
"Did you see my picture? < A1145693 >"

Acronymous Borg comes marching in scanning for new dromes his low thundering voice
"You are already albatrossimilated. Guard the hive, share the albatross with pride."

Traveller in Time on his head
"Nice thermometer, can I have permission to copy it down here?

We should bring this to the attention of a large public. I am sorry to see there are just about tenthousand participants. We will do all effort to make it more."