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Icy North Started conversation Oct 9, 2017
They've just issued all the office cleaners with cordless backpack vacuums.
On the plus side, the cleaners no longer unplug some critical development server at the wall as they pass through, and on the bigger plus side, every day feels like I'm on the set of Ghostbusters.
http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=vacuum+backpack&source=lnms&tbm=isch
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Elektragheorgheni -Please read 'The Post' Posted Oct 9, 2017
I love it. Don't they even offer a Ghostbuster model? Lets hear it for adding fun and server safety to the workplace.
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 9, 2017
Now I'm stuck with an earworm...
'The Ghostbusters came in, cleaning up the town...'
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Icy North Posted Oct 9, 2017
Today, I feel I’ve seen the future. They operate like Asimovian robots. I’m just hoping they obey the three laws. Is there a quick way to find out?
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Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor Posted Oct 9, 2017
Test using your supervisor. Order them to kill. 
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Oct 9, 2017
fabulous, just fabulous!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Oct 9, 2017
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.[1]
we come in peace,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
we come in peace,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, Jim
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Icy North Posted Apr 17, 2018
There's been a development with the Asimovian robot hooverers in the office. This morning I was in the men's restroom, when one of the Ghostbusters came in and started hoovering around my ankles 
I can't work out whether this is due to reprogramming or is some sort of learned behaviour.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 17, 2018
I hope you're not insulted, Icy. Not everyone can have such lovable ankles. 
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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor Posted Apr 17, 2018
Now *I* have an earworm: "Who you gonna call? Dustbusters!" (Good job I love Ghostbusters, eh?)
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Who am I gonna call?
- 1: Icy North (Oct 9, 2017)
- 2: Elektragheorgheni -Please read 'The Post' (Oct 9, 2017)
- 3: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Oct 9, 2017)
- 4: Bluebottle (Oct 9, 2017)
- 5: Icy North (Oct 9, 2017)
- 6: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Oct 9, 2017)
- 7: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Oct 9, 2017)
- 8: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Oct 9, 2017)
- 9: Icy North (Apr 17, 2018)
- 10: Dmitri Gheorgheni, Post Editor (Apr 17, 2018)
- 11: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 17, 2018)
- 12: Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor (Apr 17, 2018)
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