h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm bored and I can't think of anything to do. Im have been away from h2g2 for ages but I think I might make a comeback. Sommit' to do innit?

bored you say?? well i have a few suggestions for you.....
1) learn to spell my name...it is monsy not monsey
2) get out the glue and repair the dragon that your customs department trashed
3) go down to your customs department and kick them squarely in the jewels for me (this one would make me quite happy as i spent HOURS!!!! on that darn thing just to have them trash it!!)
monsy

1)....I'm NOT "rather odd".... I'm Fairly strange!!!!

2) It wasn't broke when it left here.

3) Be careful who you declare war on.

4) Don't give up the music......it sounds "fairly good"!

NM

Well you kinda told me where to go. But that makes me dislike you both even more. For MonsEy I think I'll carry on spelling it like this. And Thanks for the compliment on the music.

:-Þ~~~~~~~~~~~~*

Give 'em h**l Saber.......It wouldn't feel normal if you did it any other way!!!

NM

BTW... the music is FAKE...it's not our jazz band.. it's just nicked off the net.... :-Þ~~~~~~~~~~~
He can't play THAT well...

Have you got any of the real stuff,MM? I'd like to hear it.

NM

yes, i would like to sample some of the real stuff as well
i know you sent us a quicky of you playing the base once and that was pretty darn good
monsy

Errmm... our jazz band havn't recorded anything, to my knowledge, but i'm sure we can sneak a tape recorder in soon...
I can always do a trumpet/bass duet with sabre...
(what do you think saber? Big noise? )
And i can record endless amounts of guitar soloing......

come on sabre join madmunk and give us a sample
monsy

AMEN!!!!!!

NM

Well actaully MM, remember last Thursday with that bald fella. Yeah well we were being recorded by Gibbs then. Where the recording is now I don't know, You'll have to beg for it mind!

We were? cool... i'll have to get a copy of that... Gibbs'll give me anything....

MMMMMMMMM wink wink nudge nudge hey?
Sneaky devil

Hold on one cotton picking minute. Firstly. What is this our band. Excuse me. And a trumpet/bass (can anyone spell it right) duet of Big Noise without consulting the GR8 1. Excuse me, or have i missed something. Is sabre (correct spelling) now the greatest trumpet player to walk on God's green earth! And when have you two ever been good butties. A. Answer me that.
And another thing. If Mr Gibbs did record the jazz band on that thursday (which he probaby didnt) then he would have heard the greatest Mack the Knife solo ever.

1. the solo was good
2. we call it our band respectivly
3. you are still the gr8 1
4. I'm am fairly good though
5. I don't like MM So look at this http://www.users.nascr.net/~cwmdare/mmpic.jpg
6. I'll spell my name however I like
7. and by the way, nice to know that your still alive coz you haven't been around for a while.

Hey Baz, okay, we bow down, it's you band...
Sabre and i have never been best of buddies... but WHAT is that pic s'posed to do, insult me or something?
I'll spell you name however i like....
MadAbbott (promoted)

How about a trumpet/bass duet of "Ace of Spades" baz???

It's modern art. Don't you mean the Adam Pav not the ace of spades?

Let me explain. The Adam Pave is just a spoof song. Like Random Task is a spoof of of Odd Job. If we do want a proper effort at this song it has to be the original. therefore Ace of spades. However how about the cover of live + let die aka g+r style. trumpet/guitar would sound class