h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'd like to be
under the sea
in an octopuses garden
in the shade

so I thank you monsy...

kelp, anyone?

"That's where its hotter, under the water"

Hmm... that reminded me of the little Mermaid, which reminds me of Beauty and the Beast...

"Be our guests, be our guests, put our service to the test..."

Hmm... gotta give Disney something (not sayin' what, just somethin')

H'm? Disney?
I think I can think of something I can give Disney.
But I hav'nt thought of it yet.

How about a ?
Kinda looks like that little fishy friend of Ariel's too...
What was that feller's name again? I know the Dutch version is Botje,
right TM? Yellow, blue and naive...

Sabastian

I am here for NM, who was for some odd reason unable to post and correct this hideous mistake.

1) It's S*e*bastian.
2) Sebastian was the crab. The fish was Flounder.

*shakes head* It was released in our time, Sporky... I ... I just can't believe it. j/k

I like my tentacles!

yes... I know... I realized it too... But, I was unable to correct my error do to Iexplore error... Shall I name off the who's who?

Sebastian- the Crab
Flounder- the fish
Ariel- the Mermaid
Ursula- the octopus thing/sea witch
Eric- the prince with whom Ariel is in love
King Triton- Ariel's dad
Scuttle- the bird
Flotsam, Jetsam- the eels
Max- Eric's dog


To prove my love:

'The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea
Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gonn' be on the plate
Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea
The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea'

They are pretty damn cool Wowbagger .....but ...please try to keep them to yourself!
shazzPR

Gives a whole new meaning to the prhase, "I dated an Octopus last night."

What meaning did it have to you before then?
Ever dated an octopus?
Ever made it with a moray?
Ever shagged a shark?

Booga booga booga?

I should stop and admire the coral.
Because coral is red and yellow and green and brown
and scarlet and ... and russet and grey
something and something and zilver and rose
another colour and another and again and gold
and pink and white and orange and lemon and BLUE!

I wonder where that came from.

How far is it from your place to the nearest coffeeshop...?

TM.

It's either that or you should take a look at my Frank Zappa page...

20 hours later I look back at this and laaugh.
Which doesn't turn out to be such a good idea.
Because I accidentally take a large gulp of seawater.

TM, my home town is one big coffeeshop. Lah-dee-dah... BLUE!

GREEN! -hic, burble, cough, sputter-

Shazz, I wouldn't dream of using my tentacles in such an ungallant manner - It was Towelmaster!
*points and runs away quickly*

Oh no it wasn't! I KNOW his touch anywhere
shazzPR

Hey! I think I know who it was!

Look everybody! It's Flipper!

~°Flipper°~ eeti eet eet! iti iti iiii!
*flaps tail, does little dolphin twirl, uncorks a bottle of Blue Curacao and downs contents*

My god flipper, was that such a wise thing to do?
...but wait! I think he wants us to follow him!

They called him flipper!!!!!

Hmm, so, is it true what they say on the tuna cans? No? I didn't think so!

Don't stand there musing about these things...
FLIPPER wants us to follow him..!!!!!

Lead the way you ol' dolphin you...

Hmmmm.... kindof like an underwater Lassie.
Well... here goes *pursues Flipper*