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Slagging match
Wowbagger Started conversation Jul 7, 1999
A variation on the insult theme.
It's less personal as they're not aimed at anyone inparticular.
Please send in any insults based on the following format:
"Your __________ is so ________, ......"
An example:
"Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding a dress to fit her. In fact she has trouble finding an address to fit her!"
Could be interesting to see what people come up with. 
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Researcher 38090 Posted Jul 25, 1999
Your mother is so massive it's disturbing to look at her due to the associated increased curvature of local space-time.
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Sep 9, 1999
Yo momma 's so stoopid, she don' fill out no krossword puzzle with a pen, she fills the pen with the puzzle!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Sep 9, 1999
Your brother's so stupid that though the two of you are actually twins, it took him five years longer than you to find your mothers exit.
And your mother is so stupid, she still hasn't found that out!
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 10, 1999
Your Momma's so fat, she sprinkles Big Macs on her sandwiches!
Her idea of a square meal is a fridge full of chicken!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Sep 11, 1999
Well your sister's so ugly, she talks rubbish just to get a can to pick her up!
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 11, 1999
Well YOUR sister's so ugly that your parents tied a bone around her neck so that the dog would play with her!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Sep 12, 1999
Whereas your parents coulnd't FIND the bone to tie around their daughters' neck, so they killed her to get to her bones!
AAAAARRRGGGHH!
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Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) Posted Sep 15, 1999
Whatsa madda, cat got your tongue?
Good, cause that cat always had more brain than you... now there's a worthy enemy. Hey cat, you wanna exchange insults? Zombieman here went kinda undead on me again.
Miow miaow mauw mow iauw hiss hiss miauw!
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 17, 1999
Too busy laughing.
That's okay I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing beside you.
You cat's so stupid it plays with the dog.... and loses!
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John F Posted Sep 18, 1999
Your cat's so stupid it can only distingish colours of very large or close up objects, where the plane of colour covers over 45% of the cat's vision! Ha!
(Trust me, if you're a cat, that one REALLY smarts)
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Wowbagger Posted Sep 18, 1999
Well your cat's so stupid it DOESN'T run the house, moult everywhere, make unnecessary demands or know how to lick its behind.
(I hope my cat's not reading this - it'd kill me if it knew )
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Slagging match
- 1: Wowbagger (Jul 7, 1999)
- 2: Researcher 38090 (Jul 25, 1999)
- 3: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Sep 9, 1999)
- 4: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Sep 9, 1999)
- 5: Wowbagger (Sep 10, 1999)
- 6: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Sep 11, 1999)
- 7: Wowbagger (Sep 11, 1999)
- 8: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Sep 12, 1999)
- 9: Prez HS (All seems relatively quiet here) (Sep 15, 1999)
- 10: Wowbagger (Sep 17, 1999)
- 11: John F (Sep 18, 1999)
- 12: Wowbagger (Sep 18, 1999)
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