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Ha, bet that prospect scares the living daylight out of you.

Seems I couldn't do right for wrong with anything I posted of late, so I have now removed all the offending journals form my PS. It means, I won't see any further postings made to them.

Although this is not really a case of Post Post Remorse (because I don't think I've said anything wrong), I thought I'd try to be more cheerful with this one.

So, are there any quotes from friends you recall which could have turned into Post Post Remorse if they hadn't been so funny (or rather, their consequences)?

I'll start this off with:

>>It's nice to know that a small proportion of your licence fee funds this brand of cutting-edge journalism from BBC News.

If that makes Quote of the Day, I'll eat my keyboard.<< (Icy on 12 April, 2007, QotD on 13 April, 2007. He had serious problems with his stomach afterwards.)



and then I go on with:


>>I swear, if Leeds lose to Doncaster on Sunday, I'll have to hand in my notice...<< (Psycorp last Friday - I guess he'll have to hand in his notice tomorrow.)

Any more for any more?

i swear if this is not my last posting in this thread i'll have to write another one

That sounds somewhat logical - who helped you with that one?

Leeds lost? Oh dear!

So they did - and rightly so from what I read.

Meh. Didn't like my job anyway. Getting paid to write - never catch on...

Getting paid to write? Oh my dream job. Can I have your job?

I suppose someone'll have to have it...

Do I *really* have to hand my notice in?

Depends. Did Icy *really* eat his keyboard, do you think?

I hope not...

Well, we won't know, because nobody *saw* him eat it, so you shouldn't hand in your notice.

I think I managed a 1000-post journal thread which, in retrospect, needn't really have taken place.

Life's too short, say I.

B

What was it about then, do you remember?

I guess I'd better not mention then how many posts there are in another journal of mine.

It's pretty hard to forget.

B

Don't remember that one.

Well, I'm not a frequent reader of your journals, but my guess would be

hm, if no icy ever ate a keyboard in the woods...

er, i guess my w*rk here is done?

Uhoh - looks like we only made it to 450 posts.

The whole thing was pre-conceived, mind you - don't believe everything you read.

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B

dang...

But I said we'll never know for sure, Pierce.

That was a year before my time - about your now-spouse? (I've only just read the first page)