h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just visiting. Hello. Like what you've done with the place.

Is that chaise lounge new?

Hey! Don't sit on it, that's no chaise! That's my cat! I know he doesn't move much, but he doesn't take kind to people who sit upon him either. But please, have a seat somewhere. Everyone seems to be off at Katharine's place, but it is nice to have some company. *passes a slice of lemonade* Make yourself at home, or try one of the doors to the www, but don't forget to come back.

May I have a spoon for my lemonade?

*pets the chaise*

Right out of spoons, but i do have a spork!

Really? A spork ooo.

Don't let him fool you. That's really just a code word for something really nasty and unpleasant and probably rather painful which is why I've tied him up and locked him in the closet.

Can't execute any major secret operations from the closet, can he?

I'm beginning to think you're obbsessed with closets KM

Well, they're good for keeping things in.

I know, 'cause I keep all my stuff in one, and none of it ever gets out without my knowing about it.

So I figure if you want to keep an eye on a suspected sinister secret agent, the closet is a good place to keep him.

I guess, on reflection, that the freezer is also a good place.

Mmmmmph mmmm. Mmmmmmnnph mph.

if only you could bottle that

what? Bottled beetle? Ewww.

no, bottle mmmmph mph. mm mmmmmmph (sp?)

This is a test

Which didn't work out.

Sorry for the intrusion, if you're still there.

Not very often