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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Started conversation Jun 10, 2003
A large room with feather beds in it. All the beds come equipped with minibars.
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Tango Posted Sep 5, 2003
Am i a Senior Officer? I don't know what order the ranks go, so i'm not sure. If i am, then i'm here to grab a good bed, if i'm not, i'm here looking for a senior officer so i can report for duty.
Sergeant Major Tango
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Skullock Posted Sep 7, 2003
*Wanders in.*
Hey, this is a nice place.
*takes a bunk*
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Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") Posted Sep 7, 2003
*Wanders in*
Reporting for duty...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 8, 2003
Okay, everybody, senior officer's quarters are for people with the rank of captain or higher! Everybody else; use the Tea room or the barracks!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 8, 2003
*walks in looking slightly harassed, with a bottle of in her left hand*
'allo.
You said I was to report for duty...?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 9, 2003
That's right, glad you could make it! Could you lend a hand sorting this mob out? There is a war on, you know!
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 9, 2003
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*looks about*
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...A war, you say? Intereting, that... *sips her * So what shall we do about that, then...?
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Tango Posted Sep 9, 2003
I think <./>versions</.> has some very good advice, in the "What do the names mean?" or whatever it's called section.
Tango
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 10, 2003
Que??
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Tango Posted Sep 10, 2003
Oh, alright, i'll copy and paste the quote here. Ok, i didn't get the title of the section quite right, but you still could have found it if you had tried. 
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure."
Tango
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 11, 2003
What do you want to nuke? The barracks?
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 11, 2003
He wants to nuke /you,/ Sir Llama. *grins, continues sipping at *
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Tango Posted Sep 11, 2003
Nuking the enemy seems a good idea to me...
Tango
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 11, 2003
...By the enemy d'you mean G.W Bush...? 'Cos if we're nuking him I'm all bloody for it.
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Tango Posted Sep 11, 2003
If you can get hold of non-virtual nukes, then i'll join you, but i was thinking we would have to stay on-site with our targets, so why not nuke the people we are having a war against? Seems to make sense to me...
Tango
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Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) Posted Sep 11, 2003
*sips contemplatively*
Yes, yes, of course. But first we would have to figure out just exactly who it is that we are currently battling. *looks at the Llama*
Oi, Ralph, who are we at war against, mate?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 12, 2003
Yeah, that's right!
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- 1: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 10, 2003)
- 2: Tango (Sep 5, 2003)
- 3: Skullock (Sep 7, 2003)
- 4: Craxus "ACE" (High Lord of the Magicians Guild "A2510425") (Sep 7, 2003)
- 5: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 8, 2003)
- 6: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 8, 2003)
- 7: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 9, 2003)
- 8: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 9, 2003)
- 9: Tango (Sep 9, 2003)
- 10: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 10, 2003)
- 11: Tango (Sep 10, 2003)
- 12: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 11, 2003)
- 13: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 14: Tango (Sep 11, 2003)
- 15: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 16: Tango (Sep 11, 2003)
- 17: Jade (Like a lithium flower just about to bloom... She's incredible math.) and Thras (the token dragon dæmon) (Sep 11, 2003)
- 18: Tango (Sep 11, 2003)
- 19: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 12, 2003)
- 20: Tango (Sep 12, 2003)
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