A Conversation for Eorlingas Regiment

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Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Sorry got lost looking for that blasted sheep again!!

I'm afraid dax is rather incapacitated at the moment


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Post 2

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

smiley - bigeyesDeja vu!


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Post 3

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Reports.

Appartantly still Brigadeer Werekitty, apparantly now answering to you Sir.


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Post 4

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Well, that makes for a pleasant change.


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Post 5

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

You are entitled to your opinions. Sir.


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Post 6

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Very well. Go and make me some tea.


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Post 7

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

I am no longer a tea-lady, but a Brigadeer, General.

*yells at the nearest private in her best drill sergant yell*
TEA FOR THE GENERAL!!


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Post 8

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

I was wondering how far I could go with this sub thingsmiley - biggrin


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Post 9

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*a lowly waif scampers in with a cup of tea, the Brigadeer snatches it off him and cuffs him round the head*

Your tea general.


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Post 10

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Thank you, brigadeer.


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Post 11

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

About my war-sparrow with mounted weapons and the next battle?


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Post 12

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

You can summon the sparrow any time by humming Britney Spears. I don't know when the next battle is planned.


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Post 13

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Huzzah!

Do you think the vogons should arrange one?


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Post 14

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Maybe we should start a battle against the Thursdayites.


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Post 15

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

Definantly. That's blasphemy if ever I heard it!

*hums a couple of bars of 'oops I did it again', thus summoning her mighty war sparrow. Seizing her explosive lance she leaps atop the fearsome beast*

To arms my brothers!


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Post 16

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Werekitty, you do surprise me. I'd have though you where more the type for 'hit me baby one more time!'


Anyways! To arms!


*leaps into his llama-drawn battle-chariot*

On, Odin! On, Thor! On, Freyar and Freyr! On, Tyr! On, Loki! On, Heimdall and Skadi!


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Post 17

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*Waits for magical portal to attack location*


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Post 18

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Maybe we should wait for permission from Terran before going in with ready steel.


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Post 19

Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril)

*mutters something about burocrasy slowing the march of progress*


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Post 20

Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs

Too true, too true.


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