h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The plains are huge and grassy, with large plantations every so often manned entirely by droids

*A thousand (give or take a hundred) tourists, honeymooners, and soldiers on leave pour out of the ancient transport's stuffy and cramped interior onto the brisk and quite roomy plains of Dantooine. Some just sit in the grass and enjoy the day, others check into their hotel rooms while some of the last batch of tourists and vacationers drags themselves glumly (as they don't want to leave) onto the transport and towards home*

*several large drop ships slide into the atmosphere on the far side of the planet. They skim the horrizon until they are near enough to the resorts and then they drop off their cargo of warriors, fighters, and Rakamats*

*the sleepy gaurds of Dantooine's resorts call in for anyone under the Imperial flag to come and help, then they seal off their various resorts and hope they don't have to shoot anything, because they aren't good enough shots to get real security jobs (c'mon, why else would they be working as gaurds for resorts on the galactic rim?)*

*The Rakamats' dovin basals protect themselves and the warriors. They open fire on the resorts, aiming at the doors*

*A division of battle mechs hover down, fireing rockets at the warriors. Death gliders straif the Rakamats*

*The Rakamats suck up the fire and rockets with their dovin basals and return fire with their numerous plasma cannons, the warriors surge forward into the burning resorts*

*The plasma cannons damage the shielding on the mechs, destroying a few, in reaction the mechs surround the fireing from all angles as the gliders continue to straife.*

*A small squad of Serpent class mobile suits lands and begins to light the place up with their twin gattling beams and missle packs*

*The Rakamats absorb most of the blasts with their dovin basals, but some slip through and damage the walkers a little. The ship return fire with their absurd amounts of plasma cannons and a squadron of Skips fly over and strafe the deathgliders and mobile suits with their volcano and plasma cannons*

YOU B*****D!!! YOU HIRE A MERCENARY TO RAID A PLANET FOR YOU AND THEN YOU DESTROY HIS EQUIPTMENT!!! THAT'S IT!!! PAY OR NO PAY, DUEL TO ATTEND TO OR NO DUEL TO ATTEND TO, NO ONE CROSSES KIRO YUKAI WITHOUT PAYING THEIR DUE!!

*Terrably displeased at the minor damage to their shields the death gliders engage the skips. The battle mechs, rather confused that the enimy seems to be shooting itself, continue to manuver about the rakamats shooting.*

I was shooting at B9r's mechs you moron!

*the Skips wheel about and strafe the deathgliders with their volcano and plasma cannons as the Rakamats continue to fire at B9r's mechs. The warriors keep on raiding*

*The mechs and gliders take minor damage and casualtiesand continue to attack as before. Several turbolaser blasts from the orbiting Olympus make large craters of the Rakamat formation.*

*The Rakamats' dovin basals block most of the incoming fire, but the heavy turbolaser blasts from on high tear through the rakamat formation, as well as the nearby gliders and mechs. The warriors continue to pillage and rape and so on and so forth while the surviving skips and rakamats return fire on the surviving mechs and gliders (but not Kiro's mechs, as they were never attacked by Shedao Shai or his forces)*

yur not getting out of it like that you weasel

*kills Kiro for being obstinant*

*several Jedi plunge the warriors into chaos by killing them where they can and messing up their equipment otherwise*

*The mechs continues fireing at the Vong while manuvering about as the gliders are still engaged with the skips*

*the small craft of Jedi Master Mirig Gr'jar lands away from the scuffle and thread...

Climbs out, mindful of the thoughts of fellow Jedi...

But he cannot help them today... he is merely a lurker, scouting.*