h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No not out this weekend but we're going out next friday! Off to pizza-hut then bowling with some mates in town!
Are you doing anything exciting this weekend??

Yeh goin out down town tomorrow night,we haven't been out for 2 wks so im really lookin forward to lettin my hair down!

Wheres town??
I go to Bradford, bit dodgy with all the shooting recently

Sheffield..thats been abit dodgy too,we've had a couple of shootins n a girl was stabbed to death

You cant have a good night out lately without someone wantin to kill someone

Well, about 6wk ago when me & lee went out wiv another couple, a group of lasses took offence to us for some reason & me & my mate got beaten up!! FOR NOTHING!!! She had to go to casualty to get her head glued!
I had to go to the police station last week & make a statement & the copper was gorgeous!!! I was trying to make it drag for as long as i could almost made getting beaten up worth it!!

I bet they were young girls? in a group,they think they rule the world! i just think wait til you've grown up n lived in the real world

yep, they were young & gobby!!!

You know who has just emailed me claiming i've only just started talking to you since he started being nasty!
Funny how i've been talking to you for ages..........when i was pregnant wasn't it??
He thinks i'm gonn go out of my way to start a vendetta against him with sith some-one else who chats wiv Kev?!!
Anywhooos, i've really gotta go this time!
Cheerio!

I knew he'd think that! god he so small minded!

Yeh n it might have even been before you were pregnant! he could always go n look on my old space n get his facts right before he opens his gob!

Im half way through the housework,just takin a break

Yeah, i think it was before i was pregnant ACTUALLY(thats just incase he's lurking!!!)He'll be saying we're the same person next!!!
I've just got back from taking Chloe & going to the chippy for my dinner!
Hows the housework going? I'm just about to start the hoovering!

Oh he will be lurkin you can bet on that!

Yeh he thinks when 2 people agree on somethin they gotta be the same person

You've had chips n iv had to settle for chocolate n crisps

Iv just got the hooverin to do,im still on me break n cant get motivated

Crisps & Chocolate???? I wouldn't dare eat that for my dinner, if i lick a crisp i put on a stone!!Mind you, my chips aren't much better are they???I always listen to music to get me motivated......i've often been caught hooving up whilst singing at the top of my lungs!!!

I can eat what i want n dont put weight on n i feel abit sick now but i suppose if you eat crap you'll feel crap

Im movin now,just gotta carry the hoover upstairs,thats the hardest part!

I maybe back later if i hurry up

I'm off to pick Chloe up but i'll be back later chicken!

Iv done al me chores now n im off to school too.

T/c n have a nice weekend hun.i wont be on til monday now.