h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Aren't kids great?????
I was walking the the young 'un back from nursery when she stopped to look in the leaves that were scattered on the ground.
After asking her what she was looking for she replied, "condoms!!!!"
"What????" I replied, rather stunned.
"condoms" she repeated.
Then she jumped up & shouted "I've found one!!"
Opening her gloved hand she revealed................a CONKER!!!
I do hope she stays awat from the Autumn table in her class room that is laden with conkers. I keep breaking out in hot sweats imagining having to explain to her teacher that my daughter doesn't search through the leaves for condoms!!!!She just gets her words a little confusled!!!

Hiya Lynsey

What you been teachin her?

Hiya Tracy (i think ive remebered your name right)



"holds hands up innocently"
It weren't me
Must've been the babysitter that told her!!!

Yep its Tracy.

Thats it blame the babysitter! good one

Hows you then? aint spoke in ages!

Ooo eck lol

i'm good ta, hows yourself & your tiddlywinks??
I've 've had my other sprog, he's 6mth now & huuuhuuuuuuge!!

I've not long returned on h2 since my little break & already i've got trouble with someone hounding me & trying to change my opinion of other people.

Ah, well thats h2 for ya though.
How you loving this great british weather then????

Hiya Lynsey

Had to dash off to school yesterday.

Me n mine are all fine thanks,they're all enjoyin school but they break up today.Arrggghh

Wow 6 months,thats gone quick! bet hes into everythin now aint he? i love em at that age

Yeh iv seen your disagreement hes havin a disagreement with me now but i dont wanna argue with him but thats bloody men for ya!

Oh n the weather's great,i just love gettin soaked everyday!

Dont want it to snow though,i hate tryin to walk up the hill to school in it

Men....yeah, they're ALWAYS right???????

I don't even want to argue with him, but getting the message across is becoming a bit of a losing battle!!!

Well this man always thinks hes right!
Whats gone on with them is nothin to do with me but he still brings it up

Thats what i've been trying to tell him, but he seems to want everyone who talks to Kev to fall out with him & take his side!

N then he has the cheek to say he doesnt want any hassle on here,he creates the hassle!

Hes now said that someone said on yoome2 that kev was annoyin me,but iv never even been on yoome2 so i dont know what hes on about there!

He talks crap, he's always repeating himself, he should just put all this self pity on his page in a journal, then people can read it & judge for themselves...not that anyone would stick round to talk to him after that!

Honestly, when I put in a post that he had sent unfriendly emails, i never stated the they were about me, but i don't wish to recieve e-mails about how he's gonna beat some-one up & labelling them an alcoholic.

He just needs a reality check!

Yeh iv noticed he repeats himself

Here we better watch what we say or he'll report us n get us put on pre-mod,thats how petty he is

He can try!!! But i haven't said anything that he hasn't said himself!


How are you & the kids anyway???

He lurks alot so il not say anymore

We all fine hun,they break up today so no doubt il be in for a week of arguments!

Is your daughter at nursery now or does she go in the afternoons?

Yeah Chloe goes to afternoon nursery now & she breaks up today aswell!.......I don't know how I coped with her before she started school....i'm gonna be pulling my hair out next week!!!!

I dont how i coped with the 6 wks hols! schools a great thing n even better when you know they enjoy it

You got any plans for today then or just the housework like me?

Well i'm taking ng Chloe to nursery at 12:20 & then,.......yep, housework, i've got to hoover & & wash up, then bung a load in the washer & the tumble dryer, then after i've picked Chloe up i'm off to Asda to do a bit of shopping!!......i'll be knackered by 8pm!!!

Same here,washin,dryin,more washin n more dryin,they're never off! i gotta hoover the upstairs too,which i hate doin

We go shoppin tonight at morrisons,the kids hate it! i just hate puttin the stuff away!

You out this weekend?