h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That paints a painful mental picture

Would make animal feeding time an extreme sport.

Especially as the stupid donkey only ate thistles if they were chopped down first

Eyore, eyore, eyore ways was a fussy eater

Even chopped up though they must have been prickly How do animals do that? They must have tongues like steel.

Or have a pain threshhold higher than the ionosphere.

Maybe they just know how to eat them properly

Is there another Mrs. A in the house?
Well I never...

Holy moly, where did you dig this one up from?

I was meandering across one of the Games in the games room.

They carry themselves across the whole gammit of the BBC boards.

Ah right, i see you inhabit the Archers board

Why ANOTHER Mrs.A?

You were talking about Mrs. A and it wasn't "this Mrs. A"

Oh I see

You were wondering if i had been purloining YOUR flapjacks? I wouldn't put it past me, keep an eye on them.

I haven't made any flapjacks for years.
Neither have I made any treacle tart for years either

Well, if you get around to it, bring them onto here. If there is one way of making friends and influencing people on Hootoo, it's to make

one day, perhaps, would be better to take a bottle of to a raffle, take some biscuits to a sports day or go to hoo too meet up and buy your vittles there

You know, that might just be a good idea

Get together all the bakers and makers on Hootoo and have a tasting session at a meet.

Which meet are you talking about?
The London, Irish, Welsh or Scottish one?

Weeeeeell.
If i were to go it would be the English one, but i know there is definately a Scottish and Irish one. I've never heard of a Welsh meet though.
You thinking of starting one? It would have to be Lava bread you'd take to that though i suppose

hmmm I'll have to think about it.


Are you writing an entry about Lava bread?