h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the first thing to strike you when you enter is the smell of burning insence and the soft sounds of Nirvana Unplugged in New York. against the wall to your right is a huge four poster bed. the soft red hues of the sheets and draperies are accented perfectly by the dimmed lights, which seem to alternate in a candle flame dance. the carpet is thick and soft to the tread. there is a white rug in front of an artificial open fire to your left and a setee that looks like it could be more comfortable than the bed. on a table beside the bed is a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket and two glasses. closing the door you see a long navy blue silk dressing gown hanging on a hook. the name Creachy is stitched in gold thread to its back. welcom to Creachy's paradise.*

Nice dressing gown, great choice of colours . The settee certainly is very comfortable.

*creachy emerges from his ensuite bathroom wearing only a wrap around towel. it is blue and creachy is stitched in gold on the corner.*

why thankyou. i didn't smell you arrive. must have been all that vanilla foam i was soaking in. messing up my nostrils.

*walks over to a drinks cabinet situated at the far side of the room.*

milk?

Milk would do just fine at this time of day, thanks.

*pours glass of and hands it to unconformity*

so, whats going out there?

Why thank you. *takes milk from creachy*

Nothing much, everyone else seems to have opted to stay in bed.

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