h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ACK!!!

*ducks under the sofa and throws popcorn blindly in hopes of makeing krissy corn-blind*

*goes corn blind*


*stumbles into Spaceboy and whomps him with a pillow*

Who'd I hit?? Who'd I hit??? *flails madly*

WHUMP! Ow! Damn popcorn!
Now it's all over the floor,
And tripping me up.

I have had enough,
It's time for BIG PILLOW,
To smite all my foes!

Thwump! Crash! Wallop! Thud!
Oh no! Stay away Krissy,
You've got that mad look.

Why do you all stare,
At this haiku maniac,
Don't thwump me too hard.

I just like to try,
To twist my mind into knots,
And post haiku posts....

I blame all of it,
On the "haiku" article,
It all started there.

Zeitgeist...

Listen, man, I can respect poetry, but you really can't fight a good pillow fight in haiku.

*wollops Z with a pillow*

Then what good is haiku? Can it not breach even the violence we see here today?

Ok, ok... enough with the pillow fight...
Isn't it time to do each other's hair up and raid the fridge?

*Trying to answer Beetle's question*

I beseech you all!
We must stop all this madness,
Before it's too late!

Today it's pillows!
Tomorrow, bigger pillows,
And where will it stop?

Please! Heed my warning,
The way of the pillow will,
Lead to destruction.

So, cease your thwomping,
For the sake of humankind,
May peace be with you.

Zeitgeist...

*Looks in the big fridge*,
I found some pancake batter!
Who wants a pancake?

But first raid the fridge,
For the toppings you desire,
Then go bananas!

Zeitgeist....

Allright!!

Um... I want peaches and whipped cream on my pancakes!!

Plain, please!

*sticks head in doorlooks around with a smile on her face*
Am I to late to join??

Beet, one plain pancake,
Peaches and cream for Krissy,
Who else wants something?

Welcome to the do,
It's never too late to join,
To come on in, V.

Go and raid the fridge,
For some pancake condiments,
And I'll cook you some.

Does anyone else?
Want some more pancakes to eat?
Or are you all full?

Zeitgeist (the haiku chef)

V, you're not too late to join. You may want to grab a defensive pillow though. We've had our breakfast, but you never know when a fight may suddenly break out again.

Take that beetle guy over there, for instance; He looks like a barely-contained sack o' rage!

*grabs some pancakes... covers them in whipped cream...evil thought crosses mind... sprays big poof of cream in krissy's face*

*runs*

*splutters and coughes*

*wipes the whipped cream off her face and licks her fingers*

*grabs a towel and finishes clearing her eyes*

*puts down the towel and grabs a whipped cream can*

Awwwwwwwww... I didn't know you CARED.... *begins to stalk forward with seriously vicious intentions*

*flings strawberrys with spoon from behind fridge door*

hee hee

*fends off strawberry attack and grabs a banana from the counter*

Oh you have no IDEA where I'm going to stick THIS you little....!!

*advances spraying whipped cream*

*walks in*

I am NOT cleaning this up.

*walks out*

*follows KM out, leaving before he gets some serious clothes stains*

So I hear. *looks around room* And My my my what a mess you have made

*Grabs halfemptypillows and runs after Krissy*

"hehehehe"

*dumps all feathers on her, and they stick cause of the whipped cream*

"I'll take my pancakes with strawberries please!"

*runs to kitchen*