h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Help! A thrown pillow,
Just thwocked the back of my head,
I must have revenge!

Grabbing a pillow,
I look for a close victim,
Ha! Got you SpaceBoy!

Now I must go hide,
Before the barrage of fluff,
Is aimed towards me.

*shuffle shuffle shuffle*
*hides*
Zeitgeist.......

*pauses in the act of stalking up on bubster*

You know, a pillow fight in hiiku is just wierd. *whaps bubster a good one*

Eight hours late, but being whapped fast...

I'm ttelling you, it's the time zone thing.

*ducks from a pillow attack and breaks out a couple of mohair futon pillows*

*hits krissy square on the head with pillow, splits open (pillow not head) sending feathers everywhere*
wow, this only happens in movies *as I dance in the falling feathers*

*opens the door*

*gets pelted in the face with a cute little fringy pillow*

*closes the door*

*races to the door*

*opens it up*

*hurls a Very Soft Pillow at KM's back*

*races back into the fray and falling feathers and boofs SB in the gut with a pillow* Ha HA!

*oof*

bye KM!

*oof*

stop hitting me!

*oof*

*giggles and falls over*

*meets KM outside the door and conspires*

* HE stands between the two opposing factions, offering a dignified air to the room... *

Now people, this is just plain silly, even by your standards...

Do you know how many angels have been 'plucked' for the feathers in that pillow ???

I just know sooner or later someone's going to start sneezing with an alergic reaction, now could you bear to have that on your hands... ???

- Simply, High Spirited.

OOOOoooooo God might want to be careful around here... *stalks forward brandishing a pillow menicingly* You have an awful lot to answer for and I might take it out in more than feathers....

*suddenly races forward swinging the Extremely Large yet Extremely Soft pillow directly at God's back*

* A rubbling sound can be distinctly heard as the ground starts to shake & convulse. His eyes start to bulge whilst a small vent of stream begins to emanate from his ears...!!! *

Well, its always MY fault !!!

* After Centuries of trying to stick to the liberal, new age, benevolent immortal stance of his last tome, HE has had enough of the nicely, nicely approach... *

Oh... We want our crops to grow well but by golly, 'why does it always rain on me'...!!!

Or... 'I want the partner of my dreams, but would I comprimise for someone else's happiness'...!!!

Or... 'Give me everything I desire, but make sure no-one gets anymore than me'...!!!

* With that HE gets the biggest pillow HE can find... !!! *

WELL FIDDLESTICKS...!!!

I'm going to get you Krissy, Na-na-nah-na-na-nahhhh...!!!

* Believe me, HE isn't normally like this ! *


- Simply, Driven to Distraction.

*kicks into a full run and dives at God giving him the hugest THWACK with the pillow behind the knees you ever saw*

* HE invents some pig-tails on Krissy to pull...*

* Does *

* she doesn't like one bit... !!! *

* Given that HE is essentially a VERY old man, HE quickly comes to a standstill. HE retires to the corner of the room with said pillow, and within minutes HE is quietly snoring away, as HE counts inter-stellar sheep... *

- Simply, Zzzz,Zzzz,Zzzz

*absolutely fumes as pigtails begin to disappear again*

*glares at the sleeping old man*

*stomps off to get a crowbar or a piece of pipe or SOMETHING that will do some damage*

oh boy, this is one fight I don't want to get in the middle of...

*stomps back in carrying Thor's Hammer over her shoulder*

Where is he? Where is he? I'll murdilize 'im....

He said something about freeing some caged hipies in Nebraska, but not to worry, the plauge of locusts wil be arriving shortly.

Dammit. *throws hammer to the floor* One step ahead of me, that guy.

*whomps beetle with a pillow*