h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll stick a pancake,
To the sticky Krissy Lee,
And give her to V.

I'm sure there will be,
Some strawberries to be found,
On poor little Kris.

Zeitgeist

*begins to get crabby* Okay... I'm whipped and covered in fruit and feathers. There has to be a website out there where I can make some money. Sheesh, KM and beetle were both just STANDING there. Sombody get THEM!

*makes a list in which KM has to clean up this mess*

tee hee

*flings a strawberry at the fridge and the person behind it* Oh chortle. Go ahead. I'm covered in PANCAKES here.

*cleans up mess for KM* now she doesn't have to do it

Sorry nout the mess I made KM.

So... now what?

*crams a peeled banana unexpectedly into SB's ear*

That's what! HAHAHAHA!! *runs away*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *slips in wipped cream* AHAHAHWaaaaahhhhhhhhHH!! *WOMP*

medic!

*Runs towards krissy with a box*

Make way for the medic!!!

*Slips and falls on the same whipped cream*

MEDIC!!!!!!!!! Why are they so sloww???

Walks into the room,
Carrying a medic's bag,
"Now, who here is hurt?"

*Shakes his head* Oh, dear,
I see you've slipped some cream,
That was on the floor.

*Looks into his bag*,
I do not have bandages,
I'll have something though.

*Rummages around*
Aha! I have found something,
Who wants lollipops?

If not, I'm sorry,
Thats the best that I can do,
With this sweet filled bag.

Zeitgeist......

*walks in carrying a huge pillow*






where did you all go?????

*waves weakly from the floor*

*lifts head up*

hey

*drops head* *sighs*

This was just a fun little pillow fight until someone mushed goo into it. Now we're all broken on the floor.

In fact... I think I might write a song about it... If my arm isn't broken. *ow*

Fun little pillow fight?? Why didn't I get to join in on that?? All I got was the mush.

*sighs and looks in the fride to see if there is anyfood thats still ediable.*

*gets haughty* Well, you'll just have to hang around with us a lot more. Stuff happens, but you have to be here when it does otherwise you're entirely likely to end up with nothing but the mush bits.

*prepares to call the hospital* Stoopid arm.

WELL! Fine I'll I'llI'll just sit here and make me some scrambled eggs with cream cheese. Maybe if I stick around here long enough I might get in on the other pillow fight (if there are)

*Sticks head in fridge and comes out with sprinkles, chocolate sauce and cherries*

hmmmm...

*opens freezer*

WAHOOOO!!!! We've got icecream!!!

There IS.. but I don't know how well it will go with scrambled eggs and cream cheese.

With icecream who needs scrambled eggs and cream cheese??

Now THAT's an excellent point. I think in that cupbord up there. *OWOWOW* (stoopid arm) I think there's some microwavable hot fudge.