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i really don't have anything to write but oddly enough i feel obligated to write something.i don't even know why i titled this lentils, because i have no intention of discussing them. i mean lentils are a silly subject (however tasty) and hardly worth a printed page. they are nice in a soup though and that's something i suppose but i am not going to talk about them. lentils are hardly worth the time or energy. they aren't even a nice color, like a nice kidney bean. yes i won't talk about them at all.

ok lentil are boring, i know, but doesn't anyone have anything to say?

anyone??????????????????????

red or green?

green. i've never seen a red lentil. are they as boring as the green variety?

My mom eats red lentils. I still don't like them. You're weird.

you're weirder cuz you're mum eats red lentils.

theyre not bad in soup
but peas are better

yellow or green?

and for that matter...... split peas? or just regular peas? you really must clarify.

monshari forced me to eat lentils once. they come in something other than "gray mush"? I wouldn't know, being from the southern U.S.,you know,

they could make life intersting and very short if eaten uncooked

now that's hard to swallow.

it's my opinion that they are never EASY to swallow

then why bother?

No has mentioned my friend marrowfat peas They luv love and are rather mushy in this respect.
vegiman

what's a marrowfat pea? are they indeed mushy? i had a rutabaga once that liked to write sonnets but they weren't that mushy.

I won't go into why I bothered..... much too personal.---What in the world are marrowfat peas? Marrow's good, and so is fat and peas(split, whole, green or blackeyed)but all three together sounds nasty!

i agree.

MUSHY PEAS are marrowfat peas that are in luv
all together aaaah
Yes I am afraid its is true mushy peas are made with the marrowfat pea. Soak & cook with a little salt. Not to much salt or it will make the skins go to hard.
vegiman