h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Releases Bengal Tigers, Snow Leopards, Sea Elephants and an extremely grumpy genetically modified worm. Sends in pet rat Zyrogil and the rats friend Wendy, an Australian rat who lives at the St Kilda tram station, to clean this thread up. Buzzards circle.

i leave for a few hours to watch smoky the bear try and burn down the forest with sticks of explosives and come back to find.... i am not really sure what i've found...............

Does anyone in here want some true facts and figures? Come on now.... SOMEBODYS' got to want to know SOMETHING! Brusselsprouts? Didn't someone say something about brussel sprouts?

OH NO!!!, he's here , he's here!!!! help!, we must resist his knowledge!!
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hey, fairly strange.....remember, i know where you live!!

yeah and i can get your address easy. I'm very well connected you know. the Irish mafia are at large. We don't need to learn pratically, we are learning from each others minds. let that be enough. PLEASE.

NO! You must share in my great wealth of KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!! The world is a serious place, and there is no room for jocularity! Knowledge is life and life is knowledge......I beg some solemnity here!

(Besides, you can get to me too easily......you've become too close to monshari and my true identity would be too easily descerned!)

that's right fairly strange, nymphg has the ability to get all the low down on you for i will turn it over gratefully being as i can use all the help i can get.

Thankfully, the ripping yarn about Very Strange dies. Other dyes, kumquat green, infantil blue, childish orange.

oooooooh the power when we pull together. see we're even learning team work. how educational

And major mathematics. 1 blonde + 1 bottle of tequilla + 1 red car = sex.

So where does the vodka fit in?

You could have a shot of that instead of a post-coital fag... Sounds like you're going to need it. Or perhaps it's to hit the blonde over the head with? And if you drink enough of it, you'll probably hallucinate yourself a red ferrari too.

and who's blond?

Well, not me, that's for sure.
And is it spelled blond, or blonde? I never have know....

never was any good at spelling anyhow. maybe I should be the blondE

Blond - having fair hair. Blonde - woman or girl having light-coloured hair. The words come from Old French. Most old French people I know have grey hair. C'est le vié.

There is always Blondie, which is either a mildly amusic comic strip around since the dawn of time, or a rather good 80's band who just look like they've been around since the dawn of time .

I'm not so sure about your use of the word 'good' to be associated with the band Blondie. at best I'd say tolerable. that chick has been around forever

Nympha don't throw stones at Woebagger. You will break his/her/its glass heart.

Well I'm blonde but I doubt you have a red ferrari unless it's matchbox size. Ahh, but I could be a 40 stone hermit who never leaves the house.... The question is, are you prepared to take that risk? As for blondie, I liked Atomic best - great tune that one.