h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sometime tomz i will update my birth part ive now outlived all my own family by about two years,

everything is going on me now ive hearing aids quinnine tabs thyroids up the wall and need a daily tab for the b12 apart from this im doing well lol jimbob

Congrats

its time i head off to the club cant start without me lol jimbob

Happy Birthday Jim.

Just beginning are celebrations,
Of the happiest kind,
A day when good wishes,
And congratulations come to mind,
For milestone birthdays,
Mark our live in so many ways,
We appreciate friends and family,
On these special kind of days,
So we send all our love,
And wish you all the best,
For you have always been one of the good guys,
Head n shoulders above the rest!
There are seven seas.... or are there eight?
maybe no one has found it just yet.
Aegean, Mediterranean, Baltic and Baring,
seas all waiting for the bold and daring.

A big old world lies beyond this state,
adventure is calling, don't be late.
Sail the seas, climb the mountains,
ski the slopes and pee in the fountains. (just kidding)

This life is yours; don't let it waste,
Every country and city has its taste.
Drink wine in Italy, eat snails in France
as life passes by, take more than a glance....

There is something about steam trains,
That evokes memories of days gone by,
It brings back feelings of nostalgia,
And helps us swell with pride,
For steam trains are all about our heritage,
About history and preserving the past,
And as today's your birthday,
For I know your favourite pastime,
Is to ride a train or two,
So we wish you all the very best,
With these special cards I have sent for you!
Now it is your birthday,
I hope that it will bring,
Lots of joy and happiness
And the best of everything,
For today is very special,
24 hours that's all our own,
So enjoy every second,
Hope it's the best day you've ever known.

nice to hear from you take care my health is failing now thankyou for the birthday wishes jim

Thanks Jim

As long as you wake and see each dawn (or later after a lie-in)

Means your here and now and NOT someone I knew...

ive just come in the library acoss the main road there was 4 cops cars couldnt see what happened

could be on the news tonight, buses here in interchange where ruddy nuts it took me and hour and half to get a bus even up thr main manchester rd then a long mile walk to the estate ggrr jim

Hello Jim, Prof, Paul and Pierce,


I have some saplings growing in my garden and hopefully it won’t be long before they start getting leaves. The holly has very small flowers and is quite sturdy, but the three year old rowan sapling is still quite small and seems to be a very slow grower. The wildflowers are growing well. I am turning my garden into a wildlife haven and hope when there is a severe winter, that my plants and habitats will give enough shelter and food. I have now made a mini pond of out a blue plastic recycle box where I have put aquatic gravel, pebbles, lining and pond plants with special treated water where I had a nature friendly solution to take the choline and other nasty chemicals. I have two hedgehog homes, nesting boxes for sparrows and starlings as well as toad/frog home. I have got a water butt, a trellis stand where I place my plants on. I have got the trellis stand and other plants on the garden path in the back garden. I would like to place some in the front garden but I am unable to open the side gate into the front garden as it is stuck. As I live in a council flat, I do not know if it is my responsibility or my own. I will contact the council and see if that they can help.

I finally found a podiatrist that visits me at home to do my feet as I have problems with nails and very dry skin as I have unusual type of athletes’ foot. I have been recommended a product that will my athletes’ foot which I only to apply once a weak.

I have been referred to the ENT and will be getting an appointment to see the ENT specialist in February next year about my chronic sinusitis which I have had since 1995. I have had various treatments from the doctors and bought over the counter nasal sprays but nothing has helped elevate my sinusitis.10

I will be getting new windows next year and that they are going to be double glazed windows. I will finally be getting them after after a 10 year wait.

That is awfully frustrating for you Jim, having to wait so long for a bus to get back home.

sorry not been replying but our library is haveing fun, the unite lot did a nasty on us, they had the lib shut yesterday strike action this time no warning just a note on the window jim