h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well the day that as been on the cards as come lol
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as some of you may know, i have a lodger/relation, i refer to as "rats" or "ratface"
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hi mother my niece will be coming to see me today, from sutton-on-sea, where they live now.
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why didnt i say and her son,well last october, for a reason, i wont go into, they havent spoke or seen each other.
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so it will be a fun day, or a nightmare.man i get stuck in the middle without a parachute.
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i think rats, will stay in is room, with the door shut, and mary might try to talk to him.
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either way its going to be a make or break day lol.
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as they say,"watch this space lol" jim

As I once read on a poster on Uncyclopedia.

"You gonna get rapped!"

I don't know why this realates to your situation, but meh.

Watching the space

hi lol
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well rats did the coward, or was just planning to go out
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either way someone came at 11-15am to pick him up.
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his mother and stepfather came about 12-20am, so its still in the air lol <jim

Hi Jim

It is bad the way that he acts, I hope that it was not too stressful time.


Kat

hes not worth the effort.
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he came back in about 5pm, with his girlfriend, didnt even ask if mary had been. and i dont think he had even told his lass.
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him or her made tea, made the usual mess in the kitchen, and then at 6-30pm went out again, leaving me to tidy up.
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it was about 12 midnight when she dropped him off, and he went straight upstairs, where he is now, in bed. lol out of sight,out of mind, jim

oh go on then Jim, if you insist

good day - he's not around
bad day - he's breathing
average day - please leave my house and me

hi prof just had a eggy sandwich,lol
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they went to see about a house and they both had the same answer from what his lass said, no morgage, for now, as she only started work this year and he changed jobs last year,
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she is after mine, for him, after im gone lol.i have the forms, for a week, but havent sent in as of yet, he,s off work again, after pranging the bike. jim

How rude of him to go out when Mary was coming
Never mind Jim,at least you weren't involved in an arguement eh!!!

hi sal
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its been the same since last october, he wont even take a call. to sort it, just holds, what he calls a grudge.
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mary being his mother, and me having to live with him, i stay on the fence, i learned a long time ago, stay out of family things. lol jim xx

Reading over this thread I've got to admit I was inwardly cringing. I certainly know the feeling and don't even want to get started on similar experiences of my own.

On the bright side, callow youth often often undergoes a conversion process at about the age of forty when the weight of life experience begins catching up with them.

hi
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ratface as i call him, is 33 and he will never think of anyone but himself, he,s always right, even if he,s not, and you tell him otherwise and he goes into a mad rage.he as only once lifted his hand to me, and he got a soar lower part lol.from me.
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to be honest his mother and stepfather are better off without him, hes a user, and doesnt give a fig for anyone but hisself.
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he as a chip on his shoulder, that so heavy if you could see it, it would weigh one side down lol jim