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What is your definition of mischief, ChiKiSpirit?

you're feeling much better now

That newspaper man, Simon, (can't remember his surname sorry) was being a bit presumptuous wasn't he?

They have caused a lot of problems for women in the past few years.

According to the Oxford English dictionary there are two
definitions of 'mischief'.

The first is 'playful misbehviour' and the second is 'intended to
cause trouble'. Any healer will tell you that there is a difference
between playful misbehaviour and hurtful trouble.

I cannot believe that people have taken this so far.
You have the wrong mischief in your hearts.

It is now YOUR turn for some introspection, I've done mine.

If you want to ask me a question, ask, don't sit there smirking to
yourself thinking you know better or because you have more money
than me you are entitled to make some stupid quip.

No-one knows any better than anyone else, don't make what was
supposed to be a bit of fun a tiresome ordeal or worse.

Entering someone's house without their permission is a punishable offence.
It may even be a prisonable offence, I don't know, I haven't checked.

If you DO have a windfall perhaps you'd care to give some of the money to 'Children in Need'....