h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can make muffins with muffin mix, egg, vodka, lager, milk and a microwave.

Just thought I'd let y'all know.

Vodka, lager and MILK? Eeewww no thanks. A vodka cake could be nice and tasty though. No lager.

Dan.

Well we were ratted and found this muffin mix. I think it went something like:

Let's put some vodka in!
OK!
Sh*t, that's looking too thin, we'll need to put some flour in.
Hang on, that flour's not self raising, we need yeast!
*tips in half a can of calsberg*

It carried on like that for a while...

I put something *entirely* different in when I'm making cakes!

We didn't have anything 'entirely different' to put in the cake. Damnit.

Misc extras eh egon, tut tut naughty boy.

What sort of example is he setting to the youngsters eh?

proper

Touche...

'touche'? you copy cat!

Yeah, because you invented it as opposed to it being a fencing term and the French for 'touch'.

We also had an invincible Bee last night. Matt shot it with a BB gun, it flew towards us, angrily, so I smacked it into the ground with the stock of an air rifle. It twitched a bit then stopped. An hour later when we come out, it's started twitching again so we go to finish it off with the BB gun. I clipped it and the thing just looked at me, laughed, then took off.

I'd like to see someone get shot twice by a missile 1/3 your size, get smacked by a rifle stock and still wander off.

Not just wander off, fly off. Now that's an achievement

Dan.

It was hard. Like the Mr T. of bees. It'll come for me in my sleep!

Oh yeah, I also forgot to mention the hole in my leg. Remember kids, don't play with throwing knives!

I made biscuits this afternoon... followed the recipe until Mum screwed up the icing and we had to make more...

Baked confectionaries weren't really the focus of the conversation...

I know, I just felt like mentioning it.

Fair enough.