h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

well try washing them. I did with the sheets but the book sort of went solid and was not easy to read. also it was not my book and it nearly ended a friendship and now they won't lend me any more books. Boo hoo. I love to read.

I suffered those problems as a teenager, i used to borrow books off my brother unknown to him and stick the pages together but thats another story

by the way what where you reading the beano, dany, beezer?

100 ways to please your man! Now I will not be able to please anyone!!!!

you could please one man book or no book

Well better go back to fine literature...........

THe way through the woods Rudyard Kipling

They shut the road (A1)through the woods
Seventy years ago (18 months??)
weather and rain have undone it again,
And now you would never know
There was once a road through the woods
Before they planted the trees.

It is underneath the coppice and heath,
And the thin anemones............
(secluded place now good for ........)
There was once a road through the woods

Yet if you enter the woods
Of a summer evening late
(who knows what you might see)

You will hear the beat of a horse's feet (you have no horse!!!)
And the swish of a skirt in the dew,
Steadily cantering through
The misty solitudes,
As though they perfectly knew
The old lost road through the woods...
But there is no road through the woods.

Freud could have made a lot of this!!!!

You're a nutter